The Malec Chronicles

Alexandra Part 1

Sex-Swap >:)

Magnus bellyflopped on the canary colored sheets, letting a loud sigh escape his lips. The amount of idiots he had put up with all day. A werewolf asking for a potion to get rid of the fleas, a fae asking for a love potion, and another warlock trying to take the title of High Warlock if Brooklyn. And those were the low-key patients.

A knock echoed through the apartment, angering Magnus as he stood up with a snap and stomped toward the door. He didn't bother voicing them, he jut snapped the door open and started to mumble a spell that he didn't know what it was or what it does.

A blue fire ball hit Alec in the chest, knocking him against the rusty railing.

"Nice to see you too," Alec groaned angrily, standing back up. Magnus help his Shadowhunter stand, walking him through the door and kicking off his terrible black hunting shoes, covered in mud and ichor.

"I'm so sorry," said Magnus. "I though you were another customer. You have a key, why would you knock?"

"I left it here this morning when I rushed to fight of the horde of demons," Alec explained, limping slowly toward the couch were Chairmen Meow perched, waiting for the blue eyes man to pet and feed him.

"I'm sorry Alec," Magnus apologized again, slowly placing Alec on the currently zebra stripped couch, were Chairmen jumped down and landed on Alec's chest. He groaned as pain, Magnus lightning fast removing the white fluff from his boyfriends body.

"Alec's hurt, Chairmen," he said in a voice that someone was suppose to do when talking to a baby. "How about I get you some food and we can all go to bed." Alec smiled at his boyfriend who carried the cat to the kitchen.

A loud yawn escaped his lips and his heavy eyes fell down. He feel asleep quickly after that.

When Magnus walked back inside the living room he say Alec smiling in his sleep as his chest rose and fell back down. Magnus smirked at the sight and walked over picking him up slowly in a bridal style. He moved carefully trying to get Alexander to their bedroom.

Once they successfully made it there, the warlock placed Alec on his side of the bed, snapping his heavy and dirty clothes off him and replacing it with a blue t-shirt and black sweatpants. Magnus snapped himself in pink pajama bottoms and a yellow tank top, slipping himself next to the angel next to him. He allowed his eyes to shut close, not aware of what he did.

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A pillow hit Magnus in the face, shaking him from his wanted slumber.

"Magnus Bane," yelled an angry female voice Magnus guessed was Isabelle.

"What is it this time," he asked groggily rubbing his eyes trying to get all the sleep from his gaze.

"I'm a girl," yelled Isabelle. Magnus blinked multiple times to adjust.

"And Jace is an ass," he said finally seeing clearly. The girl who he thought was Isabelle was not. She looked almost identical to the Lightwood girl, except from her body seemed more "in-fit" and her black hair flowed down below her waist. It wasn't until Magnus saw the blue eyes did he figure out what was happening.

"You're a girl," Magnus gasped, his mouth open like a codfish. Alec crossed his long, now less muscular arms across his chest, then dropping them down and blushing madly.

"That's what I said," he (or is it she now?) tried to yell angrily, but failed as he tried to keep his pants on his hips.

"How is it possi-" Magnus stopped as he remembered. "The spell. The spell I hit you with...It was a sex swap spell!" Alec's face grew angry as he stomped around the bed to Magnus.

"You evil, little son-of-a-" Alec got cut off from Magnus's phone ringing. Magnus went to reach for it, but Alec snatched it from the dresser and answered it.

"Hello." Magnus's face went white.

"Who is this? Why do you have Magnus's phone?" Alec recognized the sound of his sister, but he didn't recognized he was still a female.

"Izzy, Magnus is-"

"How do you now my name? Is Magnus cheating on Alec?"

"Isabelle, listen to me!" The phone hung up and Alec looked over at the pale and shocked face Magnus.

"Well, I'm dead," said the warlock.

"My bad, but we can explain it to her if she-" Alec's phone buzzed, and Alec saw it was a text from Izzy. He opened it.

The two-timing son-of-a-bitch warlock is cheating on you Alec. Meet me at his apartment so we can kick his ass!-I

I'm already here Izzy and he is not cheating on me-A

He pressed send and was about to send the other half when there was a knock on the door.

"Your sister is fast,"said Magnus as he got out of bed and went to the front door. When he opened it, he was gracefully greeted with a dagger pressed against his neck.

"Where is this little whore you're screwing," growled Isabelle. Alec walked out, still holding his own clothes up.

"Izzy, let me explain," he started, but Isabelle already pull out her whip and made him fall to the ground, like when she thought he betrayed Jace during Valentine's hunt for the mortal instruments.

"She's dressed in Alec's clothes! How sick are you Bane?!" She pressed the dagger a little deeper, drawing blood.

"That is Alec," Magnus screamed. "I accidentally turned him into a girl!"

"Try agian," she said.

"It is Izzy," Alec groaned. "I'm Alec." Isabelle's widened as she let go of Magnus.  Alec stood up and race I the warlock.

"I'm so sorry Alec. I really thought-HOW DO YOU HAVE BIGGER BOOBS THEN ME?!" Alec blushed hard as he tried hiding the female body more.

"I'm turned into a girl and you're talking about boob jealously?" Magnus and Isabelle laughed at the red faced Alec.

"I'm just saying," laughed Isabelle. Alec rolled his eyes and he moved a piece of hair out of his face.

"I wouldn't ever cheat on Alexander," Magnus said. "Or should we say Alexandra." The warlock smirked and the true female Shadowhunter laughed harder.

"Call me Alexandra again, you won't have a boyfriend or a girlfriend again Bane," Alec shot back, stomping his foot.

"I'm sorry hon," Magnus said. Alec rolled his eyes and moved away.

"Until you fix this, no touching." Magnus whined loudly as Isabelle giggled. Alec angrily sat down on the couch, crossing his legs and looking away from the warlock.

Magnus sighed and turned away to go get his boyfriend back.

Do I need to apologize by this point

1) Shadowhunters though! OMFG so amazing!
2) School, which won't be a problem cause summer!
3) Drama (Theater and People).
4) Show Choir.
5) Idk what to write about.

Forgive me and I'll try to update more.