My Song to You

45

Everyone who had attended the wedding had gone home in disappointment. They had given up a day in their lives for their friends only for someone to ruin it all. They were angry and confused at what was going but knew their friends would tell them everything eventually. Iruka had ushered everyone that was part of the confusing into a canopy where the mesh net was zipped shut. The priest was apologized to and sent to the church until next time. The family they had rented the land from was given an extra bit of 'convincing' for the overstay on their land as everyone was trying to find themselves in the mess.

Naruto was sent back to his apartment with Iruka. Kakashi was placed in charge of anything that was left behind. Sasuke was swished away by Itachi with Rouji following close behind. Everyone included in the mess were to meet up at Naruto's apartment. The wedding ceremony was crash and al the catering was sent to another location. The chairs and all the fancy decors were taken down and the land was cleaned up. 

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Sitting in his tux in his apartment with a sleeping son and a worried father Naruto sighed. Who the hell was that guy? Why did Sasuke know him? What did he mean partner? All these thoughts ran around in Naruto's head like a hamster on a wheel. Kakashi came in through the door with everyone who was important to the couple and the mess they got themselves into. Lawyers walked in with the brief cases and iron pressed suits. Publicists came in after and managers and more people that would help cover anything from the public knowing.

Naruto stood with Saruto in his arms as he headed to the boy's room. He placed his son on the toddler sized bed and kissed his forehead. He took one last look at him before leaving and closing the door behind him. Sasuke came in last with Rouji clinging to his arm. Naruto rolled his eyes at the scene, he knew something fishy was going. There was no way Sasuke would be married to someone like that even if he was straight.

Once everyone was settled and drinks were handed to those who wanted one Naruto sat down across from the obscene pair.

"Alright, Mr. -" Naruto's lawyer started only to pause for Rouji to give his name.

"Rouji Samata- Uchiha." Rouji rolled his eyes.

"Right, Mr. Samata, before we get star-" The poor lawyer was cut off again by Rouji.

"I prefer to go by Mr. Uchiha. Thank you very much." Rouji smirked as he saw Naruto clench his hands into fists.

"Mr. Uchiha, we'll go by Samata for court purposes as to not confuse you with your ahem husband. Now, back to my question. Is there any proof that you are legally married to Mr. Uchiha? If so, please present it to us now." Naruto's lawyer beckoned. 

Rouji let go of Sasuke's arm and dug into his back pocket of his slacks. he pulled out a folded-up piece of paper that was ripped across on of the corners and wrinkled as if it had been balled up. He handed the paper to the lawyer which was taken to be looked at by both sides. 

"Hurry it up would you Sasuke and I have a anniversary trip to get to. I don't wanna be late for mimosas by the pool." Rouji giggled as he snuggled up to Sasuke who in return moved away.

"If he'd even let you take him." Naruto laughed under his breath.

"Excuse you? I'm not the one taking someone's husband away. Specailly one who's expecting!" Rouji said the last part loud enough for everyone in the room to hear.

"What do you mean expecting? A piece of shit in the toilet? you don't look pregnant at all, just bloated." Naruto scoffed as he leaned against the back rest of the couch.

"How dare you! I'll have you know I was a woman when I was born! " Rouji exclaimed hands now at his hips.

"Oh, so that's why you look like that. Surgery gone wrong I guess." Naruto joked. 

Sasuke tried to swallow the laugh that erupted from his chest. Rouji looked between the two in astonishment. 

"Oh don't get us wrong. We 100% support, more power to ya. But I don't think everyone wants to look the way you do. Plastic ass and all." Naruto motions to Rouji's BBL.

Flabbergasted Rouji crosses his arms and ignores Naruto.

"Alright, alright everyone calm down," Iruka cuts in, "It's like I'm a teacher again." he sighed.

The lawyers came back with the folded-up piece of paper. They whispered among themselves again before facing the group.

"The paper is legal. If its a fraud, we won't know until both of out forensics team look at it." Naruto's lawyer stated. 

"Hah! In your face bitch! Come on, Sasuke. We're going home." Rouji said as he pointed his finger in Naruto's face.

Naruto watched the two struggle against the other before sighing, "Go ahead, teme. be with your partner." Naruto sneered.

Sasuke looked back him in disgust, "He's not my partner. Never will be. Just wait for the forensics." Sasuke said as he pushed Rouji out of his way.

"Make sure you take a shit, holding it in like that is going to hurt." Naruto said to Rouji before they disappeared behind the door to the apartment.

"So now what?" Naruto asked the lawyers in the room.

They all give him their opinions on the matter. Both lawyers told him that it was useless to do anything else until the paper was proven fake or otherwise. 

a/n: idk any of the legal terms and sht so dont come after me