From the Multiverse with Mild Annoyance

Baby It's Fate

"Here you go," Jen whispered to Sonya, "sleeping like a little baby."

Sonya quietly laughed, "more like a little koala."

They two stood at the door to Kate and Yelena's room. The two women were still fast sleep though it was already approaching ten in the morning. It wasn't a surprise to either of them that Yelena migrated back home some time during the night. They both knew she was an incredibly terrible sleeper. Today was a highly charged emotional day that isn't something Widows are accustomed to handle in the best manner.

Jen tilted her head, "why do you suppose they sleep in the middle of the bed? That's weird right?"

"Very weird but it is Ekaterina we are talking about here."

They watched them for a few more minutes, "are you going to wake them up?"

Sonya smirked, "I was thinking about crawling into bed with them. Me on one side and you on the other side. It's the wedding gift that keeps on giving."

"I'm not sure a black eye will go with my suit."

"Oh come on," Sonya nudged her with her shoulder, "what a very cool conversation starter." She turned on a shitty American accent, "hi my name is Jen. I'm a hulk and I got beat up by a tiny angry Russian. Want to fuck?"

When they looked back over towards the bed, Kate was staring at the two of them, "oh no one of them is awake."

"At least it's Ekaterina."

"What are you doing in our bedroom?" Kate whispered, trying not to wake up Yelena. If she woke up her almost bride, Jen and Sonya may not be alive to see the wedding. "You two really shouldn't be in here."

"Neither should she," Sonya pointed to the sleeping blonde. "Now I have the pleasure of sneaking the little spider back into the other house before Natasha or Melina come looking for her. Wedding primping begins in like an hour and if I know my little Yelena, she's going to want to punch some things before they start making her up."

"If she calls me little spider one more time, I'm going to need a new maid of honor or whatever she's supposed to be," Yelena mumbled against Kate's chest. She looked up, "we slept through the alarms."

"All twenty of them," she kissed Yelena's forehead.

"Twenty of wasn't enough," Sonya laughed. "Up you go little spider. Big day ahead of you and all."

Yelena looked back, "oh you are still here? I thought you were leaving us."

"What?" Jen looked over at Sonya, "you are leaving?"

"No judgement from the girl who doesn't actually live in Ohio."

"Rude but okay. Do we really think this is the best time to be having this argument?"

Kate had just been watching the argument unfold. She was aware of Sonya thinking about moving. Not only had Yelena told her as much last night but Sonya had actually confided in her a few weeks prior. She was asked for secrecy and didn't want Yelena to ever find out that she knew. "Probably not."

Sonya gave Kate a look that Yelena thankfully didn't see, "fine by me. I just need to get her back before the wedding prep starts."

"I love when people talk about me like I am not in the room," Yelena pulled the sheet up, rolling off of Kate and onto her back, making sure they were both covered even though they both had clothes on. "Mama or Natasha ask for me yet?"

"Nope. They were busy taking care of all the animals. Laura did ask where you were during breakfast though."

"She won't tell on me. Mama Barton loves me," Yelena looked over at Kate. "Are you sure you don't just want to elope?"