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Earth Angel. Eridan x Reader

   I sighed and gently pulled the brush through my (hair style) (hair color) hair. I smiled at my reflection. I had recently gotten out of a luxurious bubble bath that had completely soothed my nerves. The window to my left was adorned with (favorite color) curtains that draped elegantly to the floor. Today had been another day of Eridan's antics. I mean I had a flush crush, or whatever on him but I could never tell if he was messing with me or not when he did what he usually does. what he usually does consists of him proposing a matespritship to me all of the time.

All.

Of.

The time.

Sometimes I just want to slap him or punch him for it. Especially since he always does it in the most flattering or romantic ways, but at the wrong time. Sometimes I could just be talking to Dave or Kanaya or something and all of a sudden I hear. "(y/n) be my matesprit." I mean COME ON!!!! None of the less, here I was brushing my hair before I went to be-

"Earth angel~"

What was that?!

"Earth angel~"

That sounds like Eridan.

Is that Eridan?

God I hope not.

"Wwill you be mine?~"

How does he know where I live?!

"My darling dear~"

I scowled and ripped the curtain open dropping the brush on the vanity top.

"Love you all the time~"

"Eridan what the HELL are you doing outside my window?!?!?!?!?!"

More precisely what the hell is happening outside my window?

There's Eridan singing with his eyes closed. Gamzee playing a guitar. Tavros playing what I think is two triangles which are hanging from his horns. Then Nepeta playing a trumpet.

What is this?

What is happening?

What?

I didn't even know Nepeta could play the trumpet.

"I'm just a fool. A fool in love with you~"

"Okay then. Nepeta, Gamzee and Tavros. Your music is absolutely wonderful. Now since you guys are so talented, why don't you all go home and celebrate with Faygo, Chicken nuggets and Fish?"

The three of them (thankfully) bought it and skedaddled, quickly running out of sight.

Then my stare turned into a glare as it landed on Eridan.

Oh Eridan.

You poor royal pain in the ass.

"Eridan why are you singing-"

"I am singing that song to declare my lovve for you."

"Then why would you pick that one of all-"

"Wwe are on planet earth and you are an angel therefor you are an earth angel."

"Okay well...."

I looked around okay so no one was looking at us. In fact there was no one out and the full moon was high in the sky, making everything extremely visible.

"Noww (y/n) let dowwn your hair so I may come up."

"Eridan what the hell is wrong with you?"

"Wwhat that's how it works isn't it?"