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Honeycombs. Sollux x Reader

'bzzzzzt'

My gaze snapped to that of my phone. Here I was eating breakfast and I get a message. Who in their right mind sends ME of all people a message at what........eight o' clock in the morning?

I rolled my eyes and swiped my finger across the screen, opening the message.

'hey (y/n) what are y0u doiing?'

I quickly picked up my phone, chewing a mouthful of my breakfast.

'eating breakfast why?'

Before I could even set my phone down it buzzed again

'what are y0u eating?'

Once again I replied

'honeycomb cereal. How do you respond so fast? My phone buzzes before I can even set it down'

"aaaaand...send"

'bzzzzzzt'

I sighed and opened the message

'was that a bee pun? I sense I bee pun. 0h! and why diidn't y0u call me and tell me y0u were eating h0neyc0mbs? Y0ou kn0w I l0ove the stuff'

I lightly smiled and responded:

'WHOOPS! My bad. I've just bought this box. If I let you come over you'll eat it all'

'bzzzzzt'

'bullshiit. Just f0r that I'm c0ming 0ver'

I chuckled and responded

'Sol you live literally right across the hallwa-'

The phone was then snatched out of my hands. I looked up into the bi-colored glasses of my morial as he chewed a bite of my honeycomb cereal.

"That's so messed up sol."

"no iths not, you didn't even invite me to breakfatht when you know for a fact that I like honeycomb thereal"

"Well, I would make you a bowl but you're eating all of mine"

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are."

"No I'm not"

"Yes you are. See you just took another bite right there"

"No I thithint"

I stared at him my face deadpan. He simply swallowed and smiled a toothy smile at me.

"Hey you look like KK."

"Omg don't compare me to Karkat."

"Why not?"

"Because h- wait what makes you compare me to Karkat."

He pointed at me, sitting at my computer.

"You're just like him sometimes."

"I don't go yelling at everyone and rant at everything."

"KK would yell at you for saying that."

"I don't even care right now"

I crossed the room and stood behind him.

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing."

"You're doing something"

"No I'm not."

"Why are you so argumentinve?"

"Why are you tho argumentive?"

"I'm not being argumentive."

"I'm not being argumentive"

"Are you copying me?"