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Mind Honey. Sollux x Reader

   I smiled and sipped my honey tea. I was here having dinner with my matesprit Sollux and his family plus Kankri who had also been invited for some random reason. Surprisingly Kankri hasn't said much yet.

Yet.

"(Y/n)?"

Looks like i spoke to soon.

Or I jinxed it

One or the other

"Yes Kankri?"

"Excuse me for what I'm about to do, for it is highly triggering, but I would like to experiment. ."

"Uhh.... Okay Kanny go ahead."

I watched along with Sollux and his family as Kankri leaned forward, grabbing a jar of honey off of the table. He opened the lid and looked at me.

Then dumped it on me.

Then booked it.

Oh.

My.

Gog.

I looked down at my shirt. I just bought this shirt! It was a nice new limited edition (favorite video game) shirt I have never worn before and now it has honey all over it! Not to mention, this honey smells weird! It smells like-

Hold up.

It.

Smells.

Like-

"MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I screamed the girliest scream ever and bolted out of my chair seeing as all three Captors literally vaulted over the table trying to get to me.

I threw open the front door and booked it as fast as I could down the street, the Captors on my heels.

As I passed an alley way I was pulled into it, two of the captors running past.

If I only two passed then that means.

Oh heavens.

I began to silently pray to every god I had ever heard of, mythological or not.

It was after I had finished praying to Zeus that I felt a slimy wet tongue lick my cheek. I shuddered and turned to meet the unknown 'Captors' grinning face.

"Sollux Captor! I- mmpf umerfefeo!"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"

"Ef moo dunt blet meh-"

"(Y/n) shhhhhhhhh~ ith alright now~ you're thafe~"

"Blolus kryptor!"

Ironically, his hands moved from around my mouth and squished my cheeks together.

"(Y/n). (y/n) lithen to me. Lithen. To. Me. ~"

"I am listening to yo-"

"Lithentome~ thith thummer. I wan go to Budapest. ~"

"Sollux since when have you-"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ you gotta........you...gotta~"

"Im just not going to-"

"(y/n) have I ever told you your preeeeeeeeeeeetty? ~

Because you're pretty.

Very pretty.

Don't thteal my beauty though

I need that."

"Sollux-"

"(y/n) have I ever told you you look thexthy covered in honey?

And when its dark?

The thky lookth thexthy when it's dark

Thextheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh~

Thexthy

(Y/n)! Thay thexthy~"

"Sexy."

"It sound thexthy when you say it~ everything sounds thexthy when you thay it."

The mind honey induced Sollux, leaned over and licked my cheek again.

"(y/n) letth live in the trees~"

"what the hell Sollux?"

"Tho then we can say, TO THE TREES!!!!!!!!!"

My eyes widened at how loud he had said that. Almost simultaneously the other two captors appeared in the alley way.

Sollux hugged my close as his psionic crackled

"HITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"HITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITHHHH" (ß that'd be Mituna XD)

"Oh my god what's happening?"

Serious what is happening? I'm in the middle of a chorus of crackling psiioniics and hissing.

Oh.

Shit.

I wretched myself out of under-the-mind-honey influenced Sollux and ran past all of the Captors down the street.

"BOOK IT!!!!!!!"

EXTENDED ENDING~

I sat at home in the living room wrapped up in a blanket playing Skyrim. I had a scowl set on my face as I started killing innocent villagers. I heard the door creek open and then close quietly. A few footsteps then they stopped at the archway.

"Hello Sollux."

"Uhh......hey (y/n)"

I killed another random person as he fiddled with his hands.

"I'm uhh.... I'm thorry......itth an inthtinct"

"It's fine Sollux."

"Really?"

"No but I'm going to pretend and say yeah."

I killed another innocent and jumped into the water.

"What are you doing?"

"Killing everyone."

"Oh."

He sat down next to me, sensing he was off the hook for now. He wrapped his arm around me and made me lay my head on his chest. I obliged, doing so and killing more people.

"Your thexthy (y/n)."

He laughed.

"Stop thtealing my thexthy."