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Favorite Canned Drink. Karkat x Reader

((WARNING: IF LICKING (not that kind you dirties) AND/OR PROFANITY TRIGGERS YOU, PLEASE DO NOT VENTURE FORTH. IF IT DOESN'T THEN.... enjoy~ ^_^))

"Karkles help mee~" My long time morial stared at me then face palmed.

"(y/n), what the fuck are you doing?" I held out my canned drink out to him, laying on my stomach, my feet over the edge of the couch and my face into the couch cushions.

"I can't open my (favorite canned drink) ~" I spoke, although due to the couch cushions, it came out: "ah kit oppa ma (favorite canned drink) ~"

"you what?" I raised my head and basically thrust the drink into his hands.

"I can't open it! Use your manly muscles and open it for me!"

With a few muttered curses, Karkat took hold of the tab and began to attempt to open the can. "What the hell is this fucking thing sealed with?!?!"

I shrugged and bounded over the back of the couch, running into the kitchen. "I'll go get a butter knife!!"

digging throughout the drawers, until I found a butter knife, I failed to notice Karkat blushing as he looked at my ass. So here's the laydown, I was spending the weekend and Karkat (my morial)'s house and it was the late afternoon, figuring out that we were both too lazy to actually go anywhere today, I changed out of a pair of jeans and a shirt, into some of Karkat's boxers and a white tank top. Did I care?

Nope.

For our late night movie marathon, Karkat and I had went out and bought a horde of (favorite canned drink) I adored the things and Karkat thought they were 'okay'. In other words, he liked them to but was too much of a man to admit it. Finally finding a butter knife I walked back into the living room.Where Karkat was still trying to open the can of (favorite canned drink).

"KARKAT!" said troll spazzed and looked up at me like deer caught in headlights.

"I found a butter knife."

He cursed at me. "DID YOU HAVE TO FUCKING YELL AT ME?!?!?!" I deadpanned as I plopped down next to him and took the drink from his hands.

"yes." I began to pry the drink open. Karkat leaned over, looking at the can. In fact his face was really close to mine.....

Nope!

I smiled and with one quick yank....

Then entire drink exploded all over Karkat and I's faces.

"What. The. FUCK?!?!?!" Karkat then proceeded to curse at anything and everything.

"Karkat." He stopped his angry rant and watched me. Then his gaze flickered to my soaked white tank top. Almost instantly his face lit up like a Christmas tree. "Uhh, name?"

I swerved my dripping face towards him. "Hmm?"

he grabbed my shoulders and looked me in the face. "You've got something right..." he leaned forward and licked a bit of (favorite canned drink) off my cheek. "here."

I laughed and leaned forward similar to what he had done. "Hey Karkles~"

"w-what?" his red face responded. "You've got something right..." I then proceeded to lick his lips, capturing them in a passionate kiss. Due to lack of air, we separated. "here."

I chuckled and opened my eyes to see our dripping wet foreheads rested on each other. "(Y/n)?" "Yeah Karkles?" said troll cleared his throat. "Flushed for you." I smiled and licked his wet cheek. "Flushed for you too Krabcakes."

EXTENDED ENDING~~~~

Nepeta squealed as she looked at the recorded video. "OTP OTP!!" she then proceeded to glomp the victoriously smirking Sollux.

"I told you getting Dirk to thneak in and thake up (y/n)'s can of (favorite canned drink) would work."

Nepeta then jumped up and hauled tail to find Dirk and proceed to glomp him.