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Once a month. Karkat x Reader

(y/n) buried her head in her pillows as she heard her front door unlocking. She groaned loudly. The front door swung open and collided with the wall a laud: "HONEY IM FUCKING HOME FUCKASS!" echoing through her ears. She pulled the quite warm and fluffy blanket over her head and groaned again, curling into a ball. Her (hair length) (hair color) hair was a mess, and one of her matesprits' shirts draped over her shoulders.

"What the fuck are you doing fuckass?"

(y/n) groaned.

"Go away Karkat."

His footfalls drew closer and (y/n)'s eyes snapped open, glaring at the darkness in front of her.

"Not until you fuckin tell me what the fuck is wrong nooksniffer."

(y/n)'s glare deepened.

"Go. The hell. Away."

Karkat sighed and grabbed the blanket ripping it off of her. With a loud yelp from (y/n), he stared down at her his eyebrow raised.

"What the fuck happened to y-WOAH!"

(y/n) caught him off guard by launching a pillow at his face.

And then another.

And another.

"(Y/N)!!!!! WHATTHEFUCKISWRONGWITHYOU!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!"

(y/n) glared at his form on the ground and yelled at him.

"There isn't any ice cream in the fridge and I'm dying!!!!!"

Karkat shot up and stared at her eyes as wide as saucers.

"y-your dying?!"

(y/n) went to answer him going to inform him that she wasnt ACTUALLY dying, but scrunched back up in a ball on the couch groaning in pain. Karkat, who had no idea as to what was happening, ran to the phone and dialed Sollux, knowing that he could help.

"SOLLUX MY MATESPRITS DYING!!"

"What? Okay KK ii'll be riight over."

Click!

Karkat slammed the phone back on its dock and jogged over to (y/n).

"Erm....want a fucking back massage fuckass?"

karkat had no clue as to what to do.

AT.

ALL.

(y/n) groaned and spoke her voice a bit whiny.

"Noooooooo!!"

Karkat held up his arms in surrender and backed up towards the door just as the doorbell rang. Karkat, with seemingly super-troll speed sprinted to it and opened it, revealing Sollux on the other side. Sollux leaned in the door way spying (y/n). Luckily for him, (y/n) spotted him too.

"OH MY GOD NO KARKAT GET HIM THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!"

Karkat winced and turned to Sollux. Sollux laughed and raised his brow to Karkat.

"Kk, lemme explaiin thomething two you."

After a few minutes of a quite undesired conversation and (y/n) groaning and whining in the background, Karkat sighed deeply and let his shoulders slump.

"Why the fuck do fucking humans come with so much fucking baggage and fucking responsibility?"

Sollux shrugged and turned around leaving. "Well, later kk."

Karkat shut the door and turned to (y/n) an "I-am-seriously-scared-for-my-life-face" on. (y/n) moved just the wrong way and ended up falling off of the couch.

"OWWWWWFUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCKFUCKFUCK!!" she screamed at the floor. Karkat slipped on his shoes his eyes wide and left the house.

A few minutes later he returned

to see (y/n)

still on the floor.

He slipped his shoes back off and gulped, a rather huge sized valentine's day heart in his hands. He approached (y/n) as if she was some kind of huge beast and he was freaked out as to whether or not he should actually touch or go near her. All in all it looked like something you would see on animal channel. When (y/n) finally noticed him she glared at him.

"Wat."

Karkat, whose eyes were the size of saucers, raised the heart in the air and threw it at her.

"I FUCKING COME IN FUCKING PEACE!!"

(y/n) grabbed the chocolate like a lion was being tossed steak, latching on to it and holding it to her chest. She then proceeded to tear it open and devour what was inside of it. Karkat cautiously moved closer to her and sat beside her hesitantly putting an arm around her shoulder and pulled her closer.

"Karkat what are you doing?"

He didn't look at her, only turned on the TV and began to watch some sappy trollmancey romcom.

"I am fucking coddling you and making you feel fucking loved fuckass."

"Aww that's sweet thank you Karkles~"

He nodded as (y/n) just stuffed her face with more chocolate.

A few hours later the both of them were sobbing eating chocolate and covered up in a fluffy blanket, not seeing the more that obvious flash in the window.

Sollux snickered.

"Oh thiith iith thoooo goiing on trollbook tonight."