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All the gills. Eridan x Reader

I smiled as I walked down the hallway to my room. I had just gotten back from the farmers market and had already unloaded everything I had bought. On the way down the hallway I heard what sounded like Eridan's muffled voice. I mean it wasn't strange for him to be here. Of course he had his own "hive" or whatever but he constantly slept over here in a "human recooperacoon" otherwise known as my bed and the couch, because they were "fit for royalty"

Yeah. I don't know either.

Anyway I continued on down the hall, my room coming closer and Eridan's voice getting louder. Across from my room was the bathroom which was extremely convenient. His voice became louder and clearer the closer I approached the bathroom and my room, so, out of all curiosity I stopped and listened.

I really wish I hadn't.

I mean curiosity killed the cat right? At least that's what they say but when I stopped and listened to him speaking through that door.

My whole image on him changed.

"Mah milkshake brings all the gills the yard!"

What?

Omg Eridan no.

I took the opportunity to peek through the crack of the not-all-the-way-shut-door.

What I saw stunned me.

Eridan was in front of the mirror staring at himself. He had my brush in his hand and his other hand on the counter, leaning on it like he was trying to seduce the mirror or something.

"You are such a sexy seadwweller~"

This is actually scaring me. I mean sure I had a crush on the guy. I mean if you get past his arrogance he's actually pretty cool but I've never seen him do this. I knew he was goofy sometimes.

But this.

This hit home.

"The sexiest~"

Okay this is positively horrifying. Against my will, I slammed the .

"Eridan what are you doing?"

He froze his eyes the size of . He dropped the brush.

"N-nothin"

I narrowed my (eye color) eyes at him and pointed at the brush he dropped.

"Is that my brush?"

"No."

"Eridan that is so my brush and you know it."

"No (y/n) I bought one like yours, it that such a crime?"

"Eridan don't make me hit you."

"You mean hit on me?"

"No I mean punch you in the face."

"Wwhy wwould you throww punch in my face (y/n) that makes no sense."

"Oh my god Eridan what are you even-"

"I'm fabulous (y/n)"

"What?"

"Fabulous."

"Eridan I-"

"So fabulous~"

I face palmed and shook my head and my morials behavior before turning around.

And slamming right into a wall.

"FUCK!"

"(Y/n)? You okay?"

"No Eridan I just hit my gogdamn face ON THIS WALL."

Seriously where the hell did this wall come from?!

"Wwould you like me to kiss it better?"

"Eridan c-"

Before I even had time to ask him what the hell was wrong with him, he spun me around and kissed me.

Wait.

What?

When he pulled away he had a purple dust to his cheeks.

"E-Eridan I-"

Again, interrupting me he took both of my hands in his.

"Be my matesprit (y/n)."

My face broke out into a huge grin and, not trusting my words, I nodded.

"I kneww you wwould say yes!"

He pulled me close to him enveloping me in a hug.

"Wait how did you know I would say yes?"

Eridan laughed.

"Not only am I the sexiest seadwweller, my milkshake brings all the gills to the yard."

That damned troll.