5sos one-shots and preferences

Two members fight over you

Luke- (Michael)
You and Luke were messing around on the tour bus. "(Y/N)! Get back here!" Luke yelled while chasing after you, you ran into the back lounge room and quickly pushed the button that closed the sliding mirror door. Michael was playing video games when you entered, you saw the door opening again "Mikey save me!" You yelled while hiding by Michael trying to get away from Luke. Michael paused his game and got up and tackled Luke to the floor. "What did he do to you (Y/N)? Did he hurt you? How badly should I hurt him?" He said quickly and you giggled "he didn't hurt me Mikey, he won't leave me alone. All I did was tweet off of his account saying 'I love willies, loads!' And now he's mad at me" you said sadly. Michael busted out laughing and you giggled "that's hilarious (Y/N)!" he said loudly and Luke pushed Michael off of him "no it's not!" Luke said while walking over to you and he started ticking you "say sorry!" He said while tickling your stomach. "No, Luke...s-stop...I can't breathe...I'm gunna pee!" You squealed while laughing "not until you apologize!" He said while laughing and Michael walked over and pulled Luke off of you "leave her alone, mate. It was a harmless prank" he said angrily. "Why don't you mind your own business...mate!" Luke said while pushing Michael. They both stared at each other angrily until you broke their trance "what the hell is going on here?" You said confused "well...We both sorta have a crush on you..." Luke said while blushing "I liked her first!" Michael yelled at Luke "bullshit!" Luke yelled back. "Stop!" You yelled, you stood up "both of you sit down!" You said while pointing to the couch, They both sat down "well who are you going to pick?" Michael said "who said I liked either of you like that?" You said and they both looked at each others do then down at their laps, you sighed "honestly I've always had a crush on luke...I love you Mikey...but just not in that way." You said sadly and Michael stood up "I get it...I'll leave you two alone." He said while walking out. You sighed and sat down next to Luke "what a cluster fuck" you said and Luke chuckled.

Ashton- (Luke)
"WHATTA TUNEEEEEE!" You yelled while listening to one of 5sos' new songs. Ashton walked into the room, "what song?" He said while smiling at you "the first track off your your new album." You said simply "money? You know Luke and I wrote that song?" He said proudly. "Yeah, I love it!" Probably gunna be my new favorite song" you said as Luke walked in "what song?" He said "money" you replied he smiled "good, I wrote that song." He said proudly and Ashton punched his arm "hey! I also wrote that song, you douche!" He said angrily and Luke scowled at Ashton while rubbing the arm Ashton punched, "alright fine! Ashton helped a bit! But I wrote most of it!" Luke yelled back at Ashton and they got into a heated argument. "You watched the two argue for a minute and then spoke up "alright! Stop it! Why does it matter anyway? The point is you two wrote a really awesome song together!" You said loudly and both of the boys looked at each other with fire in their eyes. "What's with you two? You seem to hate each other more and more these days." You said quietly but loud enough for them to hear. They both were quiet until you demanded an answer "well? Are you going to stand there like idiots or are you going to tell me what's going on?" You said angrily, Ashton decided to speak up "well the thing is...we both sort of...kind of...have a crush on you." He sighed after the words stumbled out of his mouth. "Sort of, kind of?" You said "no! We do, well I do!" Luke said quickly "Jesus Luke! Everything is always about you isn't it!" Ashton yelled Luke was about to reply but you beat him to it "stop it!" You yelled and they both got quiet "you shouldn't fight over me. Don't ruin your friendship over some silly crush." You said seriously. "It's not just some 'silly crush' (Y/N)! I'm in love with you! I have been for the past 3 years, but you're too blind to see that!" Ashton yelled and you sighed "I'm sorry I haven't noticed ash...I'm just oblivious." You said quietly. Luke spoke in a broken voice "so...are you picking him then?" He whispered with tears brimming his eyes. You looked at the broken boy "look...Luke, it's just that-" you tried to speak but he cut you off "No, I get it...you love him, he loves you....you were mean't for each other" he said while walking out of the room. "I'm so sorry!" You yelled and Ashton spoke "so does this mean you like me too?" You nodded and sadly smiled "I do...I really like you, but I don't want to ruin your friendship with Luke...so we can't be together." You said with your voice cracking at the end he nodded "I understand..." He whispered while walking out. "What have I done?" You whispered to yourself.

Calum-(Ashton)
You walked into the room where your four best friends were doing an interview, you were there to surprise them so luckily they didn't notice you walking in. You sat back and watched the questions roll by. There was a lot of questions that they normally got and there were a few unique ones that you've never heard before. You've had a crush on Calum for a while now and the next question really stood out to you. "So you're all single yes?" The interviewer said as all of the boys nodded "so the fans want to know what you look for in a girl" the interviewer said and everyone got really serious. Everyone answered with simple things but then Calum spoke up and he went all out about his ideal dream girl "well personally I look for someone who's nice and has a good personality. Someone who is beautiful, not just by her looks but also the way she speaks so passionately about something that she cares about and the way her eyes Sparkle when she laughs. I love a girl with a great smile and a good sense of humor and who doesn't take life too seriously. Someone who likes the same things I like and isn't afraid to show her geeky side. Someone who will love me endlessly no matter what and someone who will let me kiss all of her imperfections even though she's insecure about them. I could go on forever but I'm going to end it there." He finished and all of the boys were staring in shock and Ashton was glaring at him "seems like you're talking about someone we know" ash said harshly and the interviewer smirked "so who's the special lady." The interviewer raised his eyebrow. Calum blushed and smiled "I'm not going to say." And then Ashton spoke "oh c'mon cal. What don't you just confess your love to the girl?" And Calum glared at Ashton "because she could be watching and it would be way embarrassing if she didn't feel the same." He said sadly. Once the interview was over the boys saw you and ran over "(Y/N)!!!" They yelled and engulfed your small frame into a big bone crushing hug. "Okay, okay guys! A girl's gotta breathe!" You squealed while laughing. You turned your attention to Calum "I heard you talking about your ideal girlfriend...the way you talked about her was beautiful. Whoever she is, she's a very lucky girl." You said while smiling trying to ignore the pain in your chest. He chuckled nervously "I was uh...I was talking about you." He said while blushing and looking toward his feet. When Calum said that Ashton scowled and stormed out of the room "we will go check on him" Luke and Michael said and left soon after. You frowned "what's up with him?" You asked Calum and he shrugged "maybe he's jealous" he said seriously. You nodded and frowned, But then you smiled and jumped into his arms "I'm glad you said that you like me, because I like you too" you whispered in his ear and kissed his cheek. This may be the best day ever.

Michael-(Calum)
You just got out of the shower with a towel wrapped around your body, when you heard yelling so it from the other room. You sighed and walked into the living room to see Michael and Calum arguing about something "I called dibs! You can't do that!" Calum yelled angrily "you can't just call dibs on a girl! She's a person not an item!" Michael yelled back. You cleared your throat and the boys looked toward you and instantly shut up when they saw you. Their eyes widened when they realized that you're in nothing but a towel. "Will you guys shut up? What are you going on about anyway?" You asked exasperatedly. They looked at each other and looked back at you, Michael shifted in his seat a bit "can you uhm...go put on some clothes? We'll discuss it when you come back." Calum said calmly while shifting in his seat too. You nodded and walked away while smirking, knowing that you just gave both of them a hard-on. You quickly got dressed and walked back into the living room to see the boys whispering about something "so are you going to explain yourselves now?" You asked while quirking an eyebrow. "Can you please tell Calum that you can't call dibs on a human being?" Michael said annoyed and Calum interjected "tell Michael that it's bro code, once you say you like a female, then the other dude backs off." You shook your head "Michael's right Calum, calling dibs on a female is kind of rude and sexist. Who's the chick anyway?" They both spoke at the same time "you." And your eyes widened "well okay then...I don't know what to say." You said slowly. "Well do you like either of us?" Calum asked and you nodded "I like you both...as friends." You said while chuckling a little bit "well if you had to choose one of us, who would you choose?" Michael asked which hope in his eyes. You smirked "hmm...ohh I don't know..." You said while walking towards the boys and sat in between them. "Oh c'mon just pick one so we can finally end this feud." Calum said impatiently and you chuckled "I choose...Michael" and Michael jumped up and yelled "hell yeah, hop off my kool-aid you Asian mother fucker!" And you laughed out loud "I'm not even Asian and I don't even look Asian anymore so it's not funny anymore! Asian jokes aren't even that funny you racist piece of shit!" Calum yelled back and you started laughing so hard that you toppled over and fell on the floor. "You're idiots!" And Michael smirked "I'm YOUR idiot, and Calum isn't!" He said while laughing and you smiled at your dorky best friends arguing.

2016 Brooklyn: "hop off my Kool-aid you Asian mother fucker!" IM DEAD! XD I was so funny.