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Pranks

Luke- You didn't play pranks on each other, you teamed up and played pranks on the other boys. you saw Michael and Calum sleeping on the couch together. You had no clue why they were sleeping on the same couch but you took this as an opportunity. You decided to wake up Luke to help with the prank, "Wakey, wakey Lukey poo." You whispered as You shook Luke slightly. He mumbled "not today satan, lemme sleep" You giggled at his laziness " but I need you to help me prank the boys" You said In a whiney voice. He immediately shot up from his position" I'm in! What are we gunna do?" He whispered excitedly, You responded quietly " I was thinking that we can superglue their hands together and pour a bucket of cold water on them to wake them up." He immediately went and got a bucket and filled it up with freezing water and You got the superglue, you both silently snuck up on Mikey and cal and You grabbed their hands and poured the superglue all over their hands and You intertwined their fingers together, "now they will be together forever." You whispered and Luke giggled as he was about to pour the bucket of freezing cold water on them You stopped him "wait! Let me get this on video!" You whisper yelled as You went and got your phone, "okay, now!" You yelled as he threw the water over the boys. They both shot up instantly screaming, You and Luke were laughing so hard you toppled over onto the floor and You were still filming their reactions, "WHAT THE HELL!" Michael screamed when he realized that he couldn't let go of Calum's hand "YOUR LOVE WILL NOW BE ETERNAL!" You screamed as You and Luke ran away and cal and mike chased after you two. You ran upstairs and into Michael's room and quickly locked his door and sat in front of it, "YOU TWO DOUCHE DICKS GET OUT HERE!" Calum screamed and you just couldn't help but laugh at what he called the two of you. You two were in big trouble, but it was worth it.

Ashton- your boyfriend, Ashton hated pranks but you loved them. Every chance you got you would prank someone. Whether it was one of the boys or if it was the crew. You decided that you were going to prank Ashton one day, but you didn't know how to prank him. You asked Calum to help you because he was just as good at pranking people as you were. "Okay Calum, do you have any ideas how we're going to prank ash?" You asked quietly so no one would hear you. He smirked and nodded "just follow my lead, put on a worried face." He said back and you followed him to the back room where Ashton was. "Ashton? Me and (Y/N) have something to tell you." Calum said with a shaky voice. Ashton stopped whatever he was doing and gave you his undivided attention. You and Calum took a seat on the couch across from Ashton. "Okay, go on." Ashton said suspiciously. Calum spoke again "I don't know how to say this...do you remember that time about two weeks ago when we all went out to the bar but you stayed on the bus because you weren't in the mood to party with us?" He said cautiously and Ashton nodded slowly. Calum continued to speak "well, we were completely wasted that night and I accidentally hooked up with (Y/N), thinking she was a random chick and today she told me she was pregnant, I'm so sorry...please don't be mad." He finished with tears welling up in his eyes trying to make it realistic. You then covered your face with your hands and started sobbing to go along with it. You looked up and Ashton's face was red and you could tell he was about to hit Calum. You've never seen Ashton this angry before. "WHAT THE HELL?!" Ashton yelled which made you cry harder, "I'm so sorry, baby...it was a mistake and we were drunk" you said with a shaky voice. "YOU'RE SORRY? SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT! YOU TWO WENT BEHIND MY BACK AND NOW SHE'S PREGNANT WITH YOUR KID!" Ashton yelled at both you and cal. Ashton punched Calum in the jaw and you gasped and started yelling  "THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR! BABE! ASHTON! STOP! ITS A PRANK, ITS JUST A PRANK BABE, IM NOT PREGNANT WITH HIS KID!!" you screamed as you tried to stop Ashton from hitting Calum any more. He stopped and looked at you and then back at Calum. "I'm so fucking done with your pranks...it wasn't funny (Y/N)!" Ashton said loudly but not yelling. "I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean for things to go this far." You whispered as you tried to calm ash down. You rubbed circles on his back as he spoke "you scared the shit out of me...both of you did...you made my worst fear come true. I'm afraid of losing you (Y/N), please don't do that again." He whispered and started crying. You and Calum hugged him, "no more pranks from now on, I promise, I love you and I'll never do anything like that to you." You said "I love you too." He whispered. You were officially done with the pranks.

Calum- the boys were having a prank war against each other and you found it pretty funny, but you specifically told them that you didn't want any part in it. You hated pranks, you liked watching them happen to other people but you hated doing pranks and being pranked. One day Calum thought it would be funny to prank you despite your constant protests. He had the brilliant idea to bring you on stage to prank you in front of a crowd. You were watching from the side of the stage as Calum started to speak "okay guys! So we wanted to do something extra special today!" He spoke as the crowd went wild. "I want to bring my lovely girlfriend on stage! Can we get (Y/N) up here?" He said and you gave him a confused look as the security guard led you on stage. "Calum, what the hell is going on?" You said suspiciously. You saw the other boys leave the stage and Calum started to speak again "so this is my girlfriend, you guys probably already knew that, but the boys and I wanted to surprise her today." He said while smirking. He grabbed your arms and put them behind your back. "What the hell? Let me go!" You said as the rest of the boys came running out with pies and cans of whipped cream. "What? No! Calum I said no pra-" you got cut off by a pie in the face and another and another as the crowd were laughing and screaming. They all pulled out their cans of whipped cream and sprayed you with it. Once they stopped and let you go, you wiped off some of the whipped cream and pouted. "You guys are jerks!" Calum came over and hugged you "aww babe, I'm sor-" he got cut off by you shoving whipped cream in his face and you ran away laughing. "Oh no you didn't! He said while trying to run after you but he slipped on whipped cream and fell while you, the crowd, and the other boys laughed. Maybe you will start joining in on their prank wars.

Michael- you and Michael always prank each other. Most couples go on dates and do cute things together, but you two like pranking each other. You did a lot of little things when you were on the tour bus and couldn't do anything too elaborate like tweeting stupid things off of his Twitter account saying something like 'I'm totally gay for Luke' or 'I like listening to the Macarena while pooping', he also did little things like hiding one of your shoes so that when you need to go somewhere you can't find the other shoe or putting a reminder on your phone saying something stupid like 'always remember: you suck and you smell like cheese'. There were also times when you did big pranks backstage at venues and stadiums, like flipping over all of their furniture in their dressing room. This time you had something else in mind. You filled up 50 water balloons, you went out and gave two to each fan who was at sound check and told them to wait until after sound check to throw them at him. "Okay guys, we're going to play a prank on Michael. I'm going to need you to wait until sound check is over to throw these at Michael." You said while handing two to each person, They all agreed while laughing. When the boys came out the said their 'hellos' and stared to play some songs. They played 4 songs and then left stage to put their guitars away then came back and began answering some questions. One girl asked Michael an interesting question "I know you and your girlfriend like pranking each other. So I was wondering if you have any up coming pranks for (Y/N)? "Did she tell you to ask that? Well, I can't answer that, since she's standing right over there" he said while pointing to you and You waved while smiling. When they finished the questions they were just about to leave the stage. You yelled "NOW!" And you and all of the fans started throwing water balloons at Michael. He ducked and tried to dodge the balloons as he ran off stage. "Thanks guys!" You said while running towards Michael. "How'd you like my prank Mikey?" You said innocently. He chuckled "you better go dry the stage before the show." You smiled "hmm no...I don't think I should." You said while walking away, Michael ran up and threw you over his shoulder and carried you backstage as you squealed "put me down Clifford! You're soaking wet!" You screamed. "Never! You're all mine now!" He yelled while continuing to the dressing room. You knew his payback prank was going to be good, you were screwed.

2016 Brooklyn: fun fact that first one actually came from a story that I wrote a long time ago but deleted because it sucked.