A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)

Chapter 2

Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me except Kitty.

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(flashback: Percy and Annabeth have to duel.)

Kitty: Alright, guys, you can't hurt or kill each other, because then I would have to deal with some very angry Percabeth fans and-

Percy: Wait, what fans?!

Kitty: Oops, nothing... 

Annabeth: O_o

Percy: O_o

Kitty: Alright, then. Just disarm each other.  On three. One, two, three!

(Percy and Annabeth fly at each other. They become a blur and many comical sounds come out from it, mainly "Oh my gods, I thought that was illegal!" and, the dueling classic, "OW! I THOUGHT IT WAS DISARM ONLY!!")

All the girls: Annabeth! Annabeth!

All the boys except Leo: Percy! Percy!

Leo: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! BEAT HIM UP, ANNABETH!! BEAT HIM GOOD!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

(after about 30 minutes, Annabeth has disarmed Percy and pinned him to the ground with her dagger at his throat)

Annabeth: HA! 

Percy: How do you always win?

Annabeth: BECAUSE I'M JUST THAT AWESOME,  JACKSON! 

Kitty: OK, Annabeth wins! Give Percy his sword back, Annabeth.

(Annabeth hands Riptide back to Percy, whose face is as bright as Ron's hair)

Kitty: OK, so-

Ginny:  Wait, I have a question.

Kitty: Yeah?

Ginny: WHO THE HECK ARE THESE GUYS?!?  

Kitty: I thought you already knew. That's Annabeth, that's- 

Ginny: Let me rephrase that: WHAT THE HECK  ARE THESE GUYS?!?

Kitty: Oh, right, sorry. Annabeth, Percy, and Leo are demigods, meaning that one of their parents are a Greek god. Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Fred, George, and Ron are wizards and witches, and Katniss and Peeta are just regular people from a country that's basically trying to kill itself, via the Hunger Games. Did you get that?

Everyone: Yeah.

Kitty: Alright then. Percy, it's your turn to pick someone for truth or dare.

Percy: OK, Harry, truth or dare?

Harry: Dare.

Percy: I dare you to... um... say some wizard swears.

Harry: OK. *takes a deep breath* MERLIN'S UNDERWEAR! DUMBLEDORE'S BEARD! HOUSE ELF'S BUTT!! VOLDEMORT'S BUTT! MALFOY'S BUTT! SLYTHERIN'S BOOGIES! MOANING MYRTLE'S TOILET! HAGRID'S ROCK CAKES! 

All the wizards and witches: O_o

Kitty: Wow... 

Harry: Yup.

Hermione: Where did you learn those? I thought you were raised by Muggles!

Harry: Fred and George taught me.

Fred and George: DON'T TELL MUM! *hides in a corner for a minute, then realize they're safe from Mrs. Weasley, and return to the game*

Kitty: Well, I'll have to remember that, in case I need to blackmail you..

Fred and George: Back to the corner...

Kitty: Oops, did I say that aloud? My mistake, pretend you never heard that! Anyway, Harry, you go next!

Harry: Oh, I've got a good one. *grins evilly* Hermione, I dare you to go live with Xeno Lovegood for one week and not say ANYTHING about Crumple-headed Snorkaks or any other creature not being real!

Hermione: WHAT?! But how could they POSSIBLY think that Crumple-headed Snorkaks are real?! Completely ridiculous! On what proof - 

Kitty: Bye Hermione! Have fun!! *snaps her fingers and Hermione disappears, still ranting about Crumple-headed Snorkaks being imaginary*

Ron: Are you sure she'll still be sane by the end of the week? I mean, I don't want a crazy girlfriend...

Kitty: Yes, Ronald, Hermione will be fine. *pause* I think.

Ron: WHAT?! 

Kitty: Moving on. Since Hermione is gone, I'm going to do something extra... special....

Ron: Special for you or for us?

Kitty: *ignores Ron* I have a dare for... Annabeth and Ron! 

Annabeth and Ron: *gulp*

Kitty: You both have to go into a room with 5 spiders in it! 

Annabeth: *begins to shake* For how long?

Kitty: Hmm, how about for two hours?

Annabeth and Ron: *clutching their hair and running around in a frenzied panic* AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYY????????? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 

Kitty: Yeah, yeah, we get it it, 'ahh!' Now, get in the room!

(a door randomly appears in the wall)

Annabeth: *calms down* Look, you can't make us do this, this has to be illeg - 

Kitty: *snaps her fingers and Annabeth and Ron are magicked into the room*

(loud screams are heard from the room)

Percy: OH MY GODS!!! ANNABETH!!!! *runs to the door and starts pounding on it*

Kitty: Don't worry about it, Percy! *walks over and pulls him away*

Percy: *grabs her shoulders and shakes her* ARE YOU CRAZY!! SPIDERS HATE ATHENA'S KIDS! WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL THEY'LL DO TO HER! THEY'LL PROBABLY PAINFULLY KILL HER, OR EAT HER ALIVE, OR - 

Kitty: *wiggles out of his grip* Percy, it'll be fine. And if it isn't, you can always find a new girlfriend...

Percy: *SOB*