Disclaimer: I only own Kitty, Anne, and Jack the Cheese. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman, Madison Moon Edge belongs to @threedaysgracerox, Réaltín belongs to @TeamWeasleyDuh, Rachel belongs to @blackrockgirl123, Kate belongs to @kateatbrewersrock, Elle belongs to @broadway_brunette, and Livi belongs to @smarteypantz4ever.
Kitty: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?!?!
Everyone: WHAT?!?
Kitty: I ATE AN OREO. IT WAS SO YUMMY.
Ron: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Percy: You remind me of my friend Grover.
Annabeth: *facepalm* Oh my gods, I SO should have seen the resemblance!
Percy: Yeah, Grover's all like,"foooood!;' and Ron's like "FOOOOOOD!"
Ron: ... Are you calling me fat?
Percy: Not exactly...
Ron: Do you have food?
Kitty: We're getting a little off-topic. Let's move onto the dares! I have a dare from @hp4always!
Harry: Just one?
Kitty: Yeah.
Harry: THANK YOU, @hp4ever!
Percy: What's the dare?
(Kitty goes and whispers in Katniss's ear)
Katniss: Okay. (a piece of pie appears) Peeta, want this pie?
Peeta: What kind is it?
Katniss: Blueberry.
Peeta: Yum! (opens his mouth and is about to eat it)
Katniss: OH MY GOSH, I FORGOT IT'S NIGHTLOCK!!!!!!! (ninjachops it out of Peeta's hands, and it lands on Percy)
Percy: Oh, blue food! (eats it)
Katniss: Um, Percy....
Percy: Yeah?
Katniss: That pie was made out of poisonous berries.
Percy: ACK! (tries to spit it out) OH MY GODS, I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Oh my gods!! Oh my gods! I can feel the poison coursing through my veins! (starts staggering around) It's reaching my heart.... I - I - The room... getting... darker... *faints*
Annabeth: OH MY GODS, PERCY!!!!(rushes to his side)
Katniss: He's so gullible.
Annabeth: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'SO GULLIBLE'?!
Kitty: Annabeth, it was a dare for Katniss to give Peeta pie, then throw it at Percy, have Percy eat it since it's blue, and him think what he ate was poisonous! It's just blueberry pie.
(Percy wakes up)
Percy: I DIED! What, huh?
Kitty: The pie wasn't actually poisonous, dork.
Percy: Oh. I - I knew that! I was just going along with the joke... Heh heh...
Kitty: Yeah... so, now for some dares from @hungergames4me! First, Katniss and Percy have to have a battle!
Katniss: Okay! LET'S DO THIS! (grabs her bow)
Percy (uncaps Riptide): You're going down, Catnip!
Kitty: On your mark... (they get into fighting pose) Get set.... GO!!!!!
(Percy lunges at Katniss, but she jumps up and lands behind him, then whacks him on the head and knocks him out)
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A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)
FanficA hilarious game of truth or dare, featuring people from Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games! -COMPLETED AND WITH A POSTED SEQUEL! -
