Disclaimer: I only own Kitty and Anne. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, and May belongs to @maryb416.
Kitty: Hello, again, dear fluff-fluffs.
Fred: What -
George: - the -
Fred: - heck?
Kitty: Never mind, I'M IN A RANDOM MOOD!!!! LALALALALA!!!! UH-HUH OH YEAH!!!
Percy: And I thought that Leo was hyper.
Leo: *sniff* I'm not the most hyper person in the world.
Kitty: ANYWAYS, LAURA'S BACK! (Laura appears with a bunch of fireworks going off and a fire extinguisher in one hand)
(Laura squirts at the flames that the fireworks caused)
Kitty: Seriously?
(Sirius Black appears)
Sirius: No, I'm Sirius.
Harry: !
(Sirius disappears)
Kitty: That gets old... So, Laura, what are your dares?
Laura: First, all of the boys have to wear swimsuits this entire round. Ditto with the girls, except us, of course.
Leo: What kind of swimsuits do the ladies have to wear? Please say bikinis, please say bikinis....
Laura: Bikinis!
Leo: YES!
Katniss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: Wait, Laura, I dare you to wear a bikini!
Laura: WHAT?!
(The boys appear in swimsuits and all the girls appear in bikinis expect for Kitty)
Leo: Hello, pretty ladies! (he winks at them, but he doesn't realize that he's wearing Disney Princesses swimshorts)
Kitty: Don't forget the sunscreen! Heehee...
Laura: Shut up.
Kitty: NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.
Laura: Meh. And, Leo, just so you know, you're wearing Disney Princesses swimshorts.
(Leo looks down, panicked)
Leo: EEP! (he tries to cover himself up) Change it, please.
Laura: Fine, you can switch with Percy.
Percy: !!
Leo: YAY! (they switch)
Percy: Oh, sweet Zeus...
Kitty: What's the next dare?
Laura: Annabeth has to go to the Hunger Games looking like Rue in front of Thrash and survive for three hours.
Annabeth: Wait, what? (she disappears and reappears in the Hunger Games looking like Rue)
(SHE'S STILL IN HER BIKINI)
Thrash: HEY! YOU'RE DEAD!!
Annabeth: No, I'm not Rue!
Thrash: Then get your flimsy little behind over here so I can beat the stuffing out of you!
Annabeth: Huh?
Thrash: HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF AN INNOCENT LITTLE GIRL!! (he charges her, wielding a super-sharp axe)
Annabeth: Oh dear. (SHE RUNS FOR IT!)
Laura: Heehee. Anyways, I have truths! Percy, how many girls did you date before Annabeth?
Percy: None.
Kitty: Really? REALLY?
Percy: Yeah.
Kitty: Wow, Annabeth must have been desparate to have a boyfriend if she chose you.
Percy: *pout pout*
Laura: Next is Ginny! Ginny, on a scale of one to ten, one being SO DARN UGLY and ten being SO DARN HOT I THINK I'M GONNA MELT, how hot is Harry?
Ginny: Ten!
Harry: Aww, thanks! (he kisses her and she melts)
Harry: ARGH!
Laura: Oh crap.
Kitty: Wait, I can fix this cause I'm so dang awesome. (she snaps her fingers and Ginny reforms)
Ginny: Um, maybe I'll downgrade you to a nine....
Harry: That's fine with me.
(Annabeth comes back)
Annabeth: Oh, yikes. That kid was MAD.
Kitty: Yeah, I think he had a crush on Rue.
Katniss: *sniff* Rue!
Kitty: *sniff* That was one of the saddest parts of the Hunger Games book. *sniff*
Laura: *sniffle sniffle* I know, right? *sob sob*
Katniss, Kitty, and Laura: *sob sob!*
Ron: You see Hermione? That's why I don't read.
Hermione *facepalm*
Hey guys! Hope you liked this chapter! Please vote and comment! If you liked Laura's truths and dares, please check out her own Percy Jackson and Harry Potter truth or dare book, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson Truth? Or Dare?
Thanks for reading!!
Kitty
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A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)
FanfictionA hilarious game of truth or dare, featuring people from Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games! -COMPLETED AND WITH A POSTED SEQUEL! -
