Disclaimer: I don't own anybody except Kitty and Anne. May belongs to @maryb416 and Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12.
Kitty: Ok, guys, May hasn't sent in any more dares -
Everyone else: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: - BUT MY EVIL LITTLE BRAIN HAS COME UP WITH MORE!
Everyone else: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: Yes!!!!!!
Everyone else: No!!!!!!!!
Kitty: YES!
Everyone else: NO!
Kitty: SHUT UP!
Everyone else: Aww, she told us to shut up... (they sulk)
Kitty: The first dare goes to Hermione!
Harry: Nice knowing you.
Ginny: *sniff* I'll miss you when you're *sniff* gone.
Ron: I just want you to know.. I've always loved kissing you.
Kitty: Ronald, that's GROSS. Shut up! Hermione, you have to flirt with Malfoy!
Hermione: EWW!!!! GROSS!!!!
Kitty: Yuuuuuuuuup. Bye bye!
(Hermione disappears)
Kitty: Let's watch Malfoy freak out! Maybe there will be a fist fight....
(Everyone goes to Kitty's computer)
Hermione: Hey, beautiful.
Malfoy: !
Hermione: You are sooooo hot!
Malfoy: Is the filthy Mudblood calling me hot?!
Goyle (pouting): But I like you, Hermy-kins! Surely you have feelings for me, not the blonde ferret!
Hermy-kins: EWW, shut up, idoit! I love the blonde ferret, not you, you weird baboon!
Goyle: :'(
Malfoy: Granger, just go away! I just took a shower this morning and I don't want your filth all over me!
Hermione: Yes, you do! YOU WANT MY "FILTH" AND YOU KNOW IT, DRACO-KINS!
Draco-kins: EW, SHUT UP MUDBLOOD!
(Hermione jumps on him and tries to kiss him. Malfoy screams like a little girl and runs away to hide under his bed again. Hermione goes back to the Room of Requirement)
Kitty: That was some dramatic "flirting".
Annabeth: You were totally hitting on him.
Percy: Tom Felton's hotter.
(The HP people look and stare at him)
Percy: He plays Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies.
Harry: THERE ARE MOVIES ABOUT ME?!?!?!?! (faints)
Ginny: *snort* Man up, Potter.
George: Who plays me?
Percy: Oliver Phelps.
George: *snort* Him? I'm way to hot to be played by him. I'm so hot nobody can play me except me!
Fred: You know that I'm the hotter one!
George: No, I am!
Fred: I am!
George: I am!
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A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)
FanfictionA hilarious game of truth or dare, featuring people from Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games! -COMPLETED AND WITH A POSTED SEQUEL! -
