Disclaimer: I only own Kitty and Anne. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, and May belongs to @maryb416.
Kitty: *fangirl scream*
(Everyone covers their ears)
Fred: Girl, you are loud....
Kitty: *blush* Sorry, I have big lungs. I'd make a good pop star....
George: Ya, ya. Everyone wants to become a pop star! Why doesn't anyone want to become, I don't know, a Georgie clone?
Kitty: *pretends to think hard* Hmm, that's a toughy... Oh! (light bulb lights up above her head) BECAUSE THEY ARE SANE!!!
George: Are you saying that Gred and Forge aren't sane.
Kitty: Yup, pretty much.
Fred and George: HEY!
Kitty: Don't you remember the One Direction thing?
(Everyone shudders and Fred and George blush hard)
Kitty: I thought so...
Percy: What was the fangirl scream for?
Kitty: I HAVE OVER 2000 READS, A LOT OF COMMENTS AND DARES FOR YOU GUYS, AND I PLACED SECOND IN A HARRY POTTER FANFICTION ONE-SHOT CONTEST!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEHHHH!!!
Leo: That's great! Are you so happy you'd kiss me?
Kitty: Heck, no, Valdez!
Leo: Awwww..... *pouts*
(Random Leo fangirl appears)
Random fangirl: LEO!!!!!!!! I'LL KISS YOU!!!!!!!!
(Another fangirl appears)
Fangirl #2: NO, I'LL KISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
(ANOTHER Leo fangirl appears)
Fangirl #3: I WILL! BACK AWAY FROM MY LEO-KINS!!!!!!! (she punches fangirls #1 and #2, or, as I will forevermore know them as, Thing 1 and Thing 2)
(More Leo fangirls appear and they start punching each other, trying to kiss Leo)
Leo: Today. Is. The. BEST. FREAKING. DAY. OF. MY. LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! (does a fangirl squeal)
(the fangirls stop fighting for a moment)
Fangirls: Awwwww! (they resume fighting)
Kitty: Ugh, STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!!! (they freeze)
Thing 1: Who are you?
Kitty: I AM KITTY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl #546: OMG, I've heard of you! (she drops into a low bow) O Great One, excuse me for my fangirl craziness.
Kitty: You're forgiven. NOW SCRAM!! (the fangirls run out the door and find Draco Malfoy and start fangirling him)
Malfoy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M DROWNING IN LUNATICS!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG - (he disappears under the fangirls)
Kitty: Who's the man? I'M THE MAN! BOO-YAH!!!!!!
Ginny: Actually, you're a woman.
Hermione: Actually, she's a GIRL.
Kitty: HEY! I'm thirteen! (pouts)
Leo: That was AWESOME!
Kitty: Yeah.... so anyways, ON TO THE MANY DARES!!!! If anyone didn't get their dares put in this chapter or the next one, contact me and I'll include them in the next chapter I write, okay? First dare is from @Artemis99. Leo, come over here.
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A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)
FanfictionA hilarious game of truth or dare, featuring people from Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games! -COMPLETED AND WITH A POSTED SEQUEL! -