Disclaimer: I don't own anyone but Kitty and Anne, and Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12.
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(Kitty flies in on a hippograff)
Everyone: AAH!
Peeta: *dives for cover as Kity tries to land on him*
Kitty: Whoops, sorry, Peeta, didn't see you there.
Peeta: Sure you didn't... *picks himself off the floor*
Annabeth: What is that thing?!
Kitty: This is my pet hippograff! I call him Twix!
Harry: Twix?
Kitty: It's my favorite candy bar.
Katniss: Don't you also have a phoenix?
Kitty: Firebolt? Yeah, I have a bunch of pets. I have a dog, a hamster, a gryphon, a Pygmy Puff, what am I forgetting? Oh yeah, I've got a dragon.
Everyone: A DRAGON?!?!?
Harry: Where did you get a dragon?!
Kitty: *ignores Harry* His name is Fido.
Everyone: O_o
Kitty: Moving on, I've got my first dare from a reader! Besides Danielle, I mean.
Leo: Pygmy Puffs... *shudders*
Kitty: Wimp. Anyway, I have a dare from @maryb416! Thanks a ton, @maryb416! Percy, truth or dare?
Percy: Oh no... Truth!
Kitty: Sorry, that's not an option!
Percy: Then why did you ask "truth or dare"?
Kitty: Because that's just how you play a game truth or dare! So, Percy, you have to spend an entire day in a room with Thalia while she's angry!
Percy: Oh darn..
Annabeth: Percy, since you probably won't make it out-
Percy: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Annabeth: - I just want you to know I love you. *kisses him on the mouth for a full eighty-nine seconds*
Kitty: Annabeth? Annabeth? ANNABETH WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SO PERCY CAN DO HIS DARE!!! HE WON'T DIE!! HAVEN'T I ALREADY EXPLAINED ABOUT THE IF-YOU-DIE-ANGRY-FANS-WILL-HUNT-ME-DOWN-AND-SHAVE-MY-HAIR-OFF-IN-MY-SLEEP-OR-WORSE THING?!
(Annabeth finally breaks away)
Annabeth: Oh. Right. But I needed an excuse to do that. Besides Percy disappearing for six months.
Percy: *grinning happily* I'm in looooove...
Kitty: Fine. I'm going to bring in Thalia now!
(Thalia appears in a shower of chocolate sprinkles)
Thalia: OH! CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES! MY FAVORITE!! *starts licking her clothes*
Leo: I WANT SOME! *also starts licking Thalia's clothes*
Thalia: WHAT THE HECK?!? *pushes Leo away*
Leo: Oh, sorry.
Thalia: Wher-
Kitty: Room of Requirement.
Thalia: What-
Kitty: I've kidnap- ack, BROUGHT a couple of my favorite characters from books here to play truth or dare!
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A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)
FanfictionA hilarious game of truth or dare, featuring people from Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games! -COMPLETED AND WITH A POSTED SEQUEL! -