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Kitty:. I have some more kisses from @lizzebean! Harry, go shave Snape!
Harry: Why?
Kitty: Because it's a dare!
Harry: Fine. (he goes and shaves all of Snape's hair off, then Snape tries to kill him, but Kitty saves him) Thanks, Kitty.
Kitty: No problem! Ron, you and Katniss have to kiss!
Peeta, Hermione, Ron, and Katniss: WHAT?!?!?!
Kitty: You heard me! Now, get smooching!!! (Ron and Katniss get smooching) Fred and George, you have to play a prank on Zeus!
Fred and George: YAY! (they go to Mt. Olympus)
Zeus: I'M KING OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!! WHOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!! (gets a pie thrown in his face by Fred and George) ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fred and George set off a Portable Swamp off on Zeus's throne, then set off a bunch of fireworks, and finally fill Zeus's bed with Pygmy Puffs)
Zeus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?! (Leo appears)
Leo: Those, my friend -
Zeus: I'm not your friend, Mr. Crazy.
Leo: -yes, you are. Those are Pygmy Puffs! (throws one at Zues then disappears before Zeus can blast him into a million pieces)
Hephaestus: I DON'T KNOW HIM!!!!
Athena: He's your son, idiot!!!!!!!
Hephaestus: THAT IS A LIE!! LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!! (sets Athena's pants on fire)
Athena: DADDY!!! Hephaestus set my super-expensive pants on fire!
Zeus: Athena - YOU'RE A GOD! You can just buy some more.
Athena: Oh.
(Back in the Room of Requirement)
Annabeth: SHE'S NOT MY MOTHER, I SWEAR!!!!!! '
Kitty: Do you swear on the River Styx?
Annabeth: YES! (she's blasted into a million pieces, but Kitty brings her back) Fine. I LIED.
Leo: LIAR, LIAR, PANTS OPN FIRE!!! (sets Annabeth's pants on fire)
Annabeth: VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumps in the Black Lake)
Kitty: OKAY! Percy, hug Jack!
Percy: WHY?!?! HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?!?!
(Can you guess what Kitty's about to say?)
Kitty: Nope.
(Percy hugs Jack the Cheese)
Jack the Cheese: WHAT THE CRACKER?!?!?!
Kitty: JACK!!! WE DO NOT USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!! GO SIT IN THE POTTYMOUTH CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT'VE YOU'VE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jack sits in the Pottymouth Corner)
Percy: I have no words.
Kitty: You just said -
Percy: SHUT UP KITTY!!!
Kitty: I will do no such thing! Oh, darn, we're sounding like the Olympians... that can't be good. Now, I have to marry Leo.
Leo: YAY!
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A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)
Fiksi PenggemarA hilarious game of truth or dare, featuring people from Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games! -COMPLETED AND WITH A POSTED SEQUEL! -
