A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)

Chapter 3

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone except Kitty.

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(Flashback: Hermone is at the Lovegoods, and Ron and Annabeth are in a room with spiders)

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Kitty: All right, since I still don't have any comments or anything, I'll just have to make up a couple of dares of my own. *grins evilly* 

Harry: Oh, Merlin, no...

Kitty: Oh, Merlin, yes! Don't worry, Harry, I don't have anything planned for you...

Harry: YES!

Kitty: ..yet.

Harry: *groans* I spoke too soon.. 

Kitty: Peeta, truth or dare?

Peeta: Oh, no... Truth?

Kitty: *sigh* Well, some one was bound to be a party pooper and choose that... Still... Peeta, do you think anyone in this room is hot?

Peeta: *sneaks a glance at Katniss, which everyone notices. Katniss looks away and Leo wolf whistles* Um, no...

Kitty: LIAR!! Here, drink this. *hands him a goblet full of truth potion* Don't worry, it's not poison.

Peeta: Are you -

Kitty: DRINK IT.

(Peeta drinks it)

Kitty: All right, Peeta, one more time.. Do you think anyone in this room is hot?

Peeta: KATNISS IS HOT LIKE THE SUN!!!!! *instantly goes bright red*

(all the guys in the room except Percy, who is still freaking out about Annabeth, howl with laughter)

Kitty: Ooooo, Katniss, any thoughts?

Katniss: *red-faced* No comment? 

Kitty: Yes comment! *hands her truth potion* Drink this.

Katniss: *looks at the goblet warily* Why should I? What IS this? 

Kitty: It's a very powerful truth potion. Now drink it or I will pull down your pants.

Katniss: Well, that's harsh. *drinks the potion*

Kitty: What do you think about Peeta thinking you are as hot as the sun?

Katniss: I THINK YOU ARE HOT, TOO, PEETA!!!! *Runs up to him and kisses him soundly on the lips*

Kitty: Awww, look, I got them together!

Leo: *runs up to her and jumps up and down eagerly* CAN YOU DO THAT TO ME, TOO?? PLEASE????? 

Kitty: Sorry, I only make one match a year.

Leo: DANG IT!!! *goes and fumes in a corner for a few minutes*

(Katniss and Peeta are still kissing like there's no tomorrow. Which, in their world, there probably isn't.)

Kitty: Peeta? It's your turn.

(Peeta ignores her)

Kitty: Peeta? Peeta? PEETA MELLARK, COME UP FOR AIR OR YOU WILL SUFFOCATE AND A BUNCH OF ANGRY FANS WILL HUNT ME DOWN AND HURT ME IN WAYS THAT ARE NOT RATED PG! And I don't wanna become a Kitty Kabob... *shudders at the thought*

(Peeta breaks away from Katniss)

Peeta: *irritated* What?

Kitty: Please rejoin us and stop freaking out the kids.