Disclaimer: I don't own anybody but Kitty and Anne. May belongs to @maryb416 and Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12.
Kitty: YO PEEPS!
May: I HAVE ANOTHER DARE!!!!
Everyone else: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! IT'LL BE THE END OF US ALL!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: Oh, shut your yappers, it's only one dare!
Percy: Oh, I suppose that one dare is to die in the Hunger Games! Or whack Mouldywart's snake in front of him! Or do we have to bring cookies to the Underworld? Hmm?
Kitty: No, you idiot, although those are great dares, which I think I'll use -
Everyone but Kitty, May, and Percy: THANKS A LOT, PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: - your dare is to watch the classic series of Doctor while May and I go shopping!
Katniss: Hey, I wanna go shopping...
Kitty: TOO BAD, CATNIP, YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH DOCTER!
Catnip: Darn it.
May: Ok, bye now! (May and Kitty disappear)
Catnip: Meh.
(Everyone but May and Kitty watch Docter)
Kitty: Hi guys! Ron, get your face out of the chocolate ice cream. Check out my awesome new boots!
Katniss: Oh, those are nice! Did you get anything for me?!
Kitty: Yup!
Kaniss: YAY!
Kitty: We bought you a pillow with Justin Bieber's disgusting face on it! (throws the pillow at Katniss)
Katniss: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: But you can only keep it if you do the dares Percy came up with!
Katniss: I hate you, Jackson.
Percy: HEY!
Katniss: Hmph, be right back!
(Katniss disappears)
Kitty: Let's go watch her suffer!
Peeta: I'd rather not...
Kitty: You like to make bread, right, Peeta?
Peeta: Yeah.
Kitty: Did you know that your name is a type of bread, but it's spelled differently?
Peeta: What?
Kitty: Pita! Like pita bread!
Peeta: O_o
Kitty: Let's watch Katniss!
(Katniss is in the Hunger Games)
Katniss: HEY YUZ! CATO!
Cato: Yeah?
Katniss: SHOOT ME!!!!!!!!!
Cato: I'd rather not....
Katniss: WHAT?!
Cato: I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY WAND 'CAUSE I'M A FREAKING WIZARD!!!!! MYHA HA HA! AVADA KEDAVRA!!
(Katniss dies)
Cato: WIZARD TAKES ALL!!!!!!!!
Peeta: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: Peeta, chill, I'm going to use my amazing author powers to bring her back!
Leo: OH! Can you use your amazing author powers to get me a girlfriend?!
Kitty: Leo, I'm an author, not a miracle worker! But I have a cousin that's a miracle worker, go see him.
Leo: SWEET! (He disappears)
(Katniss appears in Malfoy Manor)
Katniss: Hey V-v-voldem-m-mort!
V-v-voldem-m-mort: Yes?
Katniss: WATCH ME WHACK YOUR SNAKE!!! (she whacks Nagini)
Voldemort: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!
Katniss: OH YES I DID!!!!! (she disappears)
Voldemort: O_o
(Katniss is in the Underworld)
Katniss: HEY DEAD PEOPLE!! DO YOU WANT COOKIES?!?
Dead people: YES!!!!!!
Hades: Hey, who are you?
Katniss: The cookie-bringer! Want an M&M cookie?
Hades: Sure, I'll take two! Yum...
Katniss: Here you go! Have a super sparkley day! (she disappears)
Hades: She was nice... I love super sparkley days....
Kitty: That was cool, Katniss....
Katniss: Thanks! YAY! I get my pillow! I LOVE YOU, JUSTIN! (kisses the pillow)
Peeta: HEY! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?!
Katniss: I do! But Justin's pretty cute...
Peeta: Cuter than me?
Katniss: Yes. Want an M&M cookie?
All the boys except Peeta: I DO! I DO!
Peeta: HEY - wait, did you say M&M cookie?! Yes, I WANT A COOKIE!!
Kitty: Katniss, don't give any of those pigs a cookie.
Katniss: Kk.
Boys: Awww, Kitty.....
Kitty: Fine, you can have a cookie after you eat a big bowl of broccoli.
Boys: YAY! (they go eat a big bowl of broccoli)
Kitty: Once a pig, always a pig....
Wow, over 400 reads! That's awsome! Anyways, hope you liked it! As always, PLEASE vote and comment! Also, I have another Harry Potter fanfiction called Brea Carson and the Lightning Scar! Please check it out!
Thanks for reading!
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A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)
Hayran KurguA hilarious game of truth or dare, featuring people from Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games! -COMPLETED AND WITH A POSTED SEQUEL! -
