A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)

Chapter 12

Disclaimer: I only own Kitty and Anne. May belongs to @maryb416 and Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12.

May: I HAVE MORE DARES!

Kitty: YES! (evil laugh)

Everyone else: O_o

Kitty: What, haven't you ever heard and evil laugh before?

Harry: Yeah, but Voldemort sounded more like "eeeiiigghhhh".

Kitty: True.

May: First dare is for everyone! You have to come up with a dare for Kitty and me!

Everyone: YES!!!! REVENGE SHALL BE SWEET!!!!!! (They go in a corner and talk for a few moments)

Harry: All right, May, you have to kiss Kronos-

May: WHAT?!

Kitty: Haha!

Harry: - and Kitty, you have to kiss Voldemort! While Bellatrix Lestrange is in the room. And both of you have to do it on the lips! Not that Voldemort really has any lips....

Kitty: I have to do WHAT?!?

Ginny (in a sing-song voice): YOU HAVE TO KISS VOLDEMORT, YOU HAVE TO KISS VOLDEMORT, YOU HAVE TO KISS VOLDEMORT!

Kitty: SHUT UP, GINERVA!

(Ginerva shuts up)

Annabeth: HAVE FUN!!

(May and Kitty disappear)

May: HI KRONOS!

Kronos: Who are you? Have you come to join my army?

May: NOPE! I have come to KISS you! (May goes over and kisses Kronos on the lips, then disappears)

Kronos: ?!

Kitty: Hello Voldemort!

Voldemort: Who are you? Are you a pure-blood seeking a place as one as my Death Eaters? Because you are too young.

Kitty: Aww, that's sweet of you to offer, but I'm here to do something else. HEY BELLATRIX!

Bellatrix: Yes?

Kitty: WATCH THIS!!!!!! (kisses Voldemort on the mouth)

Bellatrix: GET OFF MY MOULDY-KINS!!!

Kitty: HAHA!  (disappears!)

Voldemort: O_o

(back in the Room of Requirement, May is washing her mouth and Kitty is vomiting in a corner. Everyone else is laughing very hard)

Kitty: EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! MY LIPS ARE NO LONGER FIT FOR KISSING HARRY!!!

Ginny: WHAT?!?!

Harry: Excuse me?!

Kitty: HARRY STYLES, YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!

(Harry and Ginny blush)

May: Ewww....... Well, the next dare is also for everyone except Kitty and me. Everyone has to spend an hour in a room with their biggest fears! Except Annabeth and Ron, since they already have faced the spiders. And Hermione, since you've also faced your biggest fear several times.

Leo: WHAT ABOUT ME?!? I SPENT AN HOUR WITH PYGMY PUFFS!!!

Kitty: Yeah, but it's just too funny to deny the readers. Just you and the Pygmy Puffs....

Leo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Everyone disappears. Harry is with dementors wearing bikinis, Percy is with an angry Thalia AND Clarisse, both in bikinis, Leo is with a bunch of Pygmy Puffs in bikinis, and basically, everyone is with their biggest fears and whatever they are afraid of are bikinis)

Ma: Lol, Kitty, the bikinis are a nice touch.

Kitty: Thank you. I was thinking about putting Percy in swimming shorts just because I want to see him without a shirt, but I thought that might tick Annabeth off.

Annabeth: Are you kidding? It's been a while since I've seen Percy go shirtless. MAKE HIM GO SHIRTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty: YES!!!!!!!

(Percy is with the bikini-clad angry girls when he goes shirtless)

Percy: EEP! Cold air, COLD AIR!!!

Annabeth: Heehee, thank you. (she is now staring at the shirtless Percy on Kitty's computer)

Kitty: I like this..... I like it very much..... (she is also staring at the shirtless Percy)

Ron: Why don't girls want to see me go shirtless?

Kitty: It's just the way things are....

Ron: But people want to see Harry and Percy go shirtless!

Kitty IT'S JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME STARE AT PERCY SHIRTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

(eventually, the hour is up)

Katniss: Oh my gosh, that was terrible! I don't want to be chased by Leo! Especially when he's shirtless and holding a Pygmy Puff!

Leo: I'm your biggest fear?! After you went through the Hunger Games.

Katniss (whimpering): Yes. You creep me out...

Leo: Sweet.

Harry: What was with the bikinis?

Kitty: Everything is funnier in a bikini.

May: Ok, now we have to read the "Warm Bodies" book and watch the movie.

(Everyone does that)

Ron: I still don't understand... what's a zombie?

Kitty: Zombies are... never mind, here read this. (Throws a book at Ron)

Ron: "The Wizard's Handguide to Zombies".... What the heck?

Kitty: READ IT RONALD, READ IT!!!!!

Ron: YES MA'AM!!!!!!!!! (goes and reads the book)

Kitty: Does anyone else need that book?