Disclaimer: So far, I only own Kitty. Obviously, the people from Harry Potter are owned by J.K. Rowling, anyone from Percy Jackson and the Olympians and/or the Heroes of Olympus series belong to Rick Riordan, and Suzanne Collins owns everyone from the Hunger Games series.
The Harry Potter cast come from the Deathly Hallows, a bit before the Battle of Hogwarts (but Ron and Hermione are dating - I know they don't get together until during the Battle of Hogwarts, but I want them together because they're awesome, don't want to interrupt the Battle of Hogwarts, and don't want Fred dead - really, who does?). Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and Leo Valdez are from the Mark of Athena, and Katniss and Peeta are from the first Hunger Games book.
Warning: OOC (Out Of Character), lots of guests, and extreme randomness. Rated PG for rude humor, some minor language (but only if you count 'crap' and 'freaking' as language, which I don't), and because I don't figure anyone under the age of six has read Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and most certainly not the Hunger Games.
This is my first book, created purely to amuse people with my craziness and with no real, deep meaning. It was created solely for the sake of entertainment, and if you don't like this "entertainment," please no flames. I am always open to constructive criticism, but I do not appreciate flames.
I hope you enjoy!
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(Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Leo Valdez, Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark are all passed out on the floor of the Room of Requirement when Kitty sneaks in with a pot and spoon. She creeps up to Ron and starts banging the pot with the spoon)
Kitty: Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacon-y!
Ron: *jolts up* ARR - Oh, you have bacon?!
Kitty: I did, but then my dog ate it.
Ron: Aw... *stares at Kitty* Who are you?
Kitty: Kitty! *continues to wake up the characters by marching around the room, loudly hitting the pot with the spoon* Come on, everyone, rise and shine! It's time to get started! A big, big, big day in front of us?
Katniss: *groans as she sits up* Effie, what are you doing in the - *looks around* Peeta, how'd we get out of the arena?
Peeta: I dunno, but HUZZAH! *jumps up and starts to celebrate*
Katniss: *panicking* Oh my gosh, we must have died in our sleep or something! Oh no, what -
Kitty: *mimicking Haymitch as she puts away the pot and spoon* You aren't dead, sweetheart. You're in the Room of Requirement!
Peeta: The what?
Kitty: Aren't you listening? *leans in closer* THIS IS THE THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT!
Peeta: *jumps away, rubbing his ear* And the Room of Requirement is?
Hermione: The Room of Requirement, or the Come and Go Room, is a magical room in Hogwarts Castle that only appears when one is in need of it. It then adjusts to the seeker's needs, supplying him or her with their desired equipment.
Leo: *stares at Hermione* I'm sorry, I don't speak... What language was that?
Hermione: *insulted*
Peeta: Um, I think I get it, but -
Katniss: Magic doesn't exist.
Kitty: Oh really? Harry, wanna prove her wrong?
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A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)
Fiksi PenggemarA hilarious game of truth or dare, featuring people from Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games! -COMPLETED AND WITH A POSTED SEQUEL! -