Chapter 32

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Disclaimer: I only own Kitty, Anne, and Jack the Cheese. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman, Madison Moon Edge belongs to @threedaysgracerox, Réaltín belongs to @TeamWeasleyDuh, Rachel belongs to @blackrockgirl123, Kate belongs to @kateatbrewersrock, Elle belongs to @broadway_brunette, and Livi belongs to @smarteypantz4ever.

Jack the Cheese: They can't, they won't, they never will, stop the party! They can't, they won't, they never will, stop the party! I said, y'all having a good time out there! Yeah, yeah, que no pare la fiesta! Don't stop the party! Yeah, yeah, que no pare la fiesta! Don't stop the party! 

Hermione: What. Are. You. Singing?

Kitty: OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!! YEAH YEAH NOMA ELLA PECA, DON'T STOP THE PARTY!!!

Jack the Cheese: You got the lyrics wrong.

Kitty: There's a reason I failed French.

Leo: Those lyrics are Spanish. 

Kitty: You get what I meant. ANYWAYS WE HAVE ANOTHER GUEST!

(Harry screams and then attempts to jump out the window, but forgets that there is glass there and slams into the window. He slowly slides down the glass and comes to a rest on the floor)

Harry: Ow. 

Kitty: Dude, even my dogs know better than to try and jump through a window. Seriously, THIS is the guy that was chosen to defeat Mr. Baddy Two Shoes?

Hermione: I know, right?

Kitty: Okay, well, introducing Livi! 

(Livi appears)

Livi: HEY GUYS I'M LIVI AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HELP TORTURE Y'ALL! I MEAN, HANG OUT WITH Y'ALL!

Everyone but Livi and Kitty: *blink blink* 

Livi: What?

Peeta: Nothin'.... 

Livi: OKAY THE FIRST DARE IS FOR RON TO DARE NEVILLE TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH SNAPE!

Ron: Um, okay.... (goes and dares Neville to stay with Snape for the night)

Neville: *faints* 

(Ron drags Neville to Snape's room and sets him on the floor, and neither Snape nor Neville wakes up until...)

Snape: *YAWN* Well, another day to spend in sweet depression.. (steps out of bed and steps on Neville) WHAT THE - LONGBOTTOM!!!!

Neville: SNAPE!!!!!!!!! (punches Snape and runs out of Snape's room) Ew, what was on his floor, BECAUSE IT'S IN MY HAIR AND IT'S MOVING AROUND OH MY MERLIN AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(In the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: That was an unexpected reaction... Now, we shall bring in a few more characters! 

(Lee Jordan and the Stoll brothers appear, and Lee Jordan says something that makes Kitty send him to the Pottymouth Corner for an hour)

Travis Stoll: Um, like Lee said, but with a few language adjustments, where are we? 

Kitty: WELCOME TO THE HIMALAYAS!

Connor Stoll: Hey, you stole that from Monsters Inc.! 

Kitty: You've seen Monsters Inc.?

Connor: Yeah, it's my favorite Disney Pixar movie.

Travis: Dude, are you crazy? Cars 2 was WAY better! THEY BLEW STUFF UP!

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