A Game of Truth or Dare (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games)

Chapter 15

Disclaimer: I don't own anybody but Kitty  and Anne. May belongs to @maryb416 and Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12.

Kitty: YO PEEPS!

May: I HAVE MORE DARES!

Kitty: DON'T SCREAM!

Everyone: What?

Kitty: Just wanted to see if you could hear us say 'more dares!' wihout screaming. Or fainting. Or throwing up.

Hermione: Could we say any final words to our friends and families?

Kitty: No.

Hermione: Too bad! RONNIEKINS, I LOVE YOU!!! (she throws herself at Ron and starts kissing like there's no tomorrow)

Kitty: HERMIONE! GET OFF OF HIM! THAT IS DISGUSTING!

(Hermione stops kissing Ron just long enough to stick her tongue out at Kitty)

Kitty: HEY!

(Everyone laughs)

Kitty: Ok, that's enough! I'm coming up with a sinister dare for you!

(Everyone faints)

Kitty: OMG, they are such big idiots. RENNERVATE! (everyone wakes up) Ok, you guys have to go introduce Cerberus to Fluffy and feed them Lucky Charms!

Percy: WHAT? I don't know who Fluffy is, but don't you know that Cerberus IS A GIANT THREE HEADED DOG?!

Kitty: Yeah, I know that. Fluffy is also a giant three headed dog!

Peeta: WHAT?!? But I'm allergic to three headed dogs! Especially big ones!

Kitty: Yeah, right. Now, have fun! (they disappear)

May: You forgot to mention that they have to spend a day with the gods and goddesses.

Kitty: Oh yeah... Oh well, they'll find out.

A day later...

(Everyone that went on a dare comes back)

Peeta: AH-CHOO!

Kitty: Oh, so you weren't lying when you said you were allergic to three headed dogs. Sorry, Peeta.

Peeta: *SNIFF*

Kitty: Go blow your nose. (Peeta goes and blows his nose) So how was it?

Hermione: I never knew that Fluffy liked Lucky Charms so much.

Ron: Yeah. (he's stuffing his face with Lucky Charms) But I can totally see why he likes them!

Kitty: Ron, stop that. You'll get fat, get a sugar rush, go crazy and bounce around the room and break stuff, then get skinny again.

Ron: Yeah right. (there's a POP and he becomes fat) Oh, look! I SEE A BUTTERFLY! (there isn't a butterfly) BOING! BOING! BOING! (he starts bouncing arouond the room and breaks everything) Oopsy-daisy! (he turns skinny and sane again)

Kitty: Told you.

Ron: *blush*

May: So, did you have fun?

Annabeth: NO I DIDN'T!! APHRODITE IS SOOO STUCK UP!

Percy: Um, Annabeth...

(a pink sparkley lightning bolt comes and kills Annabeth, but using my awesome author powers that overpower even the gods (EVIL LAUGH) I bring her back from the dead)

Annabeth: OMG, I DIED! 

Kitty: Yeah, but I brought you back since I'm so freaking awesome!! (starts dancing around)

Ginny: *snort* You look so stupid...

(Kitty snaps her fingers and Ginny is wearing a hot dog suit)

Kitty: So do you...

Ginny: WHAT THE HECK?!? (she takes it off and she's naked)

Everyone but Harry and Kitty: AH!

Harry: Oooh...

Kitty: SHUT UP POTTER!

Ginny: AH! I NEED CLOTHES! (clothes appear on her) Oh, thanks goodness. Now, I'm going to go into that corner and act like that never happened...

Kitty: No, you aren't! I have Veritaserum and everyone has to take some except May and me and spill their deepest, darkest secrets! Now, drink! (everyone drinks some)

Harry: HEY RON, WAS LAVENDER A GOOD KISSER?!

Ron: YES! (slaps his hands over his mouth) But Hermione's better.

Hermione: Aww, thanks. Hey, Ginny..

Ginny: Oh no...

Hermione: Did you have a Harry Potter doll that you liked to kiss when you were younger?

Ginny: YES! (slaps her hands over her mouth and squeals)

Harry: O_o

Kitty: Harry, what did you think of that confession?

Harry: A little weird, but I still love you, Ginny!

(Ginny faints in relief)

Kitty: Fred, George, how many pranks have you pulled at Hogwarts?

Fred and George: Ten thousand, two hundred fifty-six.

May: And how many times were you caught and given detention?

Fred and George: Nine thousand, nine hundred eighty-one.

Peeta: Hey, Percy, what did you think when you saw Annabeth get hit by that lightning bolt?

Percy: Oooooh, pretty lightning!

(Annabeth smacks him)

Annabeth: Thanks for the sympathy, love.

Percy: Ow, that hurt...

Katniss: Peeta, how many dough balls have you wanted to chuck at Gale? You know, since we were so close.

Peeta: I don't know the exact number... I lost count at fifty-two thousand, one hundred sixteen.

Katniss: That's a lot of doughballs.

Peeta: Yeah.. but I only threw five thousand, three hundred ninety at him!

Katniss: !

Leo: Annabeth, when did you start crushing on Percy?

Annabeth: The second we found out Luke was evil. Oops!

Percy: HEY!

Annabeth: Sorry, Percy.

(Percy pouts)

Kitty: How many books have you read, Hermione? Including re-reads.

Hermione: Two million, five hundred thousand, fifty-eight! And half of those were the Twilight books!

Kitty: Ew.

Ron: I date a dictionary.

Kitty: Yup.

Hey all you readers! Hope you liked it!

Thanks for reading!

Kitty