BoredKitty
Pairing: EunTeuk
Summary: Hyuk steals Teuk's bed, half asleep idiocy ensues.
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"Lee Hyukjae, what the hell do you think you're doing?" He looked at his hyung, an innocent smile on his face.
"I'm trying to sleep?"
"I noticed that, you know why? because it turns out that's my bed you're trying to sleep in."
"So?"
"So... you have your own bed, and you're taking my space."
"Teuki-hyung wants to sleep too?"
"I want to rest on my bed, and you're making it impossible, go away."
"You're really mean with me you know..."
"No I'm not"
"Yes, you are. I'm the most victimized dongsaeng in the history of SM entertainment, maybe except Junsu, but that's inevitable since he sucks, and everyone should mock him forever, anyway, Teuki-hyung, we can sleep together."
Eeteuk knew that being the king of rushed speech was useful every time Eunhyuk spoke like he was being chased by a killer with an axe in a crappy horror movie.
"You want to sleep with me?" Eunhyuk smiled sweetly.
"More like I don't really want to move, your bed is really nice, and comfortable, and smells nice." The older raised an eyebrow.
"Are you hitting on me or on my bed?"
"Can I do both?"
Eeteuk looked at Eunhyuk for a while after sighing and sitting on edge of the bed.
"You know that you make no sense when you're half asleep right?"
The younger laughed a little and started to pull the other's arm towards him.
"I never make much sense anyway, now get on the bed and sleep with me or I'll tell Heechul-hyung who was the one that ate the fried rice yester..."
"OK I'M SLEEPING WITH YOU, when did you learn to be so manipulative and convincing?" Eunhyk smiled while accommodating himself; head over Eeteuk's shoulder and arm surrounding the other's waist. Eeteuk opted for adapting to whatever the younger wanted to do with him, and, when comfortable enough, started to stroke Eunhyuk's hair.
"I only learn from the best." said the other between yawns.
"But I'm not that manipulative."
"...I'm talking about Heechul-hyung."
"Hyukjae..."
"Yes, hyung?"
"Shut up and sleep."
