Thoughts of a Ham Sandwich

To You!

I would try anything to make you smile.

Find you funny jokes,

Scare off old folks,

Even cook you artichokes.

I will do anything thing to make you laugh.

Dance around in funky socks,

Wear a wig of flowing locks,

Sing a song about an ox.

You make me happy.

Because you say moo,

And are good with hot glue,

You've made my Zombie apocalypse crew.

:D