Aries: says they arent fake but they're fake as fuck
Taurus: kinda fake kinda real
Gemini: fakest of the fake
Cancer: pretty real
Leo: everyone thinks they're fake but they're real
Virgo: fake as a barbie doll
Libra: plastic
Scorpio: blunt as fuck
Sagittarius: realest of them all
Capricorn: in the middle
Aquarius: for real son
Pisces: honest and real
