Aries: make lemonade
Taurus: squeeze them in life's eyes
Gemini: protect the lemons
Cancer: marry the lemons
Leo: become friends with the lemons
Virgo: obsess over the lemons
Libra: post pictures of the lemons on instagram
Scorpio: annoy the lemons
Sagittarius: lose the lemons
Capricorn: eat them
Aquarius: bury them
Pisces: tell no one of the lemons
