Aries: ''accidentally" kills opponent
Taurus: throws refrigerator but saves the food
Gemini: uses knowledge of physics and telekinesis to defeat opponent
Cancer: cries and makes the opponent feel guilty to win
Leo: no fists involved, completely verbal, throws insults around like there's no tomorrow, opponent flees in tears
Virgo: negotiates a truce somehow
Libra: brings all of their friends to help
Scorpio: goes completely INSANE and gets opponent sent to intensive care
Sagittarius: loses
Capricorn: bribes opponent and if unsuccessful, runs
Aquarius: throws a few punches then plays dead
Pisces: doesn't even show up smh
