Aries: "we should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else"
Taurus: "East? i thought you WEEST"
Gemini: "i know, lets get naked"
Cancer: "once here was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone died. The end"
Leo: "FIRMLY GRASP IT"
Virgo: "is Mayonnaise an instrument?"
Libra: "liar liar, plants for hire"
Scorpio: "i guess you're going to miss the...panty raid"
Sagittarius:"i'm squidward, i'm squidward, squidward, squidward, squidward"
Capricorn: "the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
Aquarius: "who you calling pinhead?"
Pisces: "TWENTY FOUR"