the signs as Patrick star quotes

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Aries: "we should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else"

Taurus: "East? i thought you WEEST"

Gemini: "i know, lets get naked"

Cancer: "once here was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone died. The end"

Leo: "FIRMLY GRASP IT"

Virgo: "is Mayonnaise an instrument?"

Libra: "liar liar, plants for hire"

Scorpio: "i guess you're going to miss the...panty raid"

Sagittarius:"i'm squidward, i'm squidward, squidward, squidward, squidward"

Capricorn: "the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"

Aquarius: "who you calling pinhead?"

Pisces: "TWENTY FOUR"


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