Aries: sooo.....you up for another round yet?
Taurus: spoons with you and holds your hand.
Gemini: immediately goes to sleep to avoid the awkward eye contact and conversations about the next date (there wont be one).
Cancer: makes you a snack and starts asking about your future together.
Leo: spreads out on the bed, gives themselves a mini congratulations, falls asleep in 2. seconds.
Virgo: immediately takes a pregnancy test
Libra: *post about it on twitter and takes post-sex selfies*
Scorpio: ignores you and goes to sleep
Sagittarius: *gets phone calls from the police about noise complaints*
Capricorn: "i never came you asshole"
Aquarius: *lights a cigarette* "so do you believe in aliens?"
Pisces: makes you tuck them into bed afterwards
