Aries: poltergeist
Taurus: zombie
Gemini: hell queen
Cancer: banshee
Leo: hella glittery vampire
Virgo: angel
Libra: flirting with the devil because they flirt with everybody
Scorpio: ghost
Sagittarius: they respawn
Capricorn: skeleton
Aquarius: alien
Pisces: they go to that big fishbowl in the sky
