Aries: omg i already knew that
Taurus: *falls over*
Gemini: true
Cancer: AWWWWWW THATS SO SWEET AWWWWWWWW ILY
Leo: um, i have a boyfriend....
Virgo: thank you fam
Libra: a compliment? ...what do you need?
Scorpio: lets date
Sagittarius: why the fuck you lyin? why you always lyin? mmmmmmohmygod, stop fuckin lyin
Capricorn: OMG i'm not stop
Aquarius: my mom tells me that
Pisces: i beg your pardon???