Aries: Donald trump
Taurus: minions
Gemini: a spider (or have someone do it for them)
Cancer: meek mill
Leo: a fuckboy
Virgo: the person who invented crocs
Libra: a stupid hoe
Scorpio: everyone at school
Sagittarius: overly priced clothing
Capricorn: white people who try to whip
Aquarius: anyone who annoys them
Pisces: nobody becuz they're a sweet little cinnamon roll
