Aries: flips a table
Taurus: "well sure, if we go to a restaurant where they serve cyanide"
Gemini: laugh and walks away
Cancer: goes out of pity
Leo: shows a picture of how much hotter their date is for the evening
Virgo: "can you not?"
Libra: bitch slaps them
Scorpio: "OH YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT" then chases them out of the building
Sagittarius: ignores them
Capricorn: "yeah, sure, and i think i'll just swallow glass"
Aquarius: "well thats charming. and pathetic"
Pisces: wasnt even listening
