Aries: *burns dinner*
Taurus: never stops swearing
Gemini: forces their kid/kids into sports
Cancer: the cool parent
Leo: *forgets kid at the park*
Virgo: forces kids to do their homework
Libra: "leave each other alone and fuck off i'm tired"
Scorpio: buys the best food
Sagittarius: annoys the kids with facts
Capricorn: not supportive
Aquarius: *gets a house with a pool but never uses it*
Pisces: kinda scared of their own kids
