Aries: an emo band leader
Taurus: owning a restaurant
Gemini: living in a mansion
Cancer: being chased by paparazzi
Leo: owning a condom factory
Virgo: a founder of a very important technology
Libra: a model
Scorpio: in a mental hospital
Sagittarius: somewhere in africa on an adventure
Capricorn: earning billion dollars
Aquarius: a hoe who gets paid allot
Pisces: also in a mental hospital with Scorpio
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