Aries: *falls on their face repeatedly*
Taurus: i need to get home!!! i forgot to feed my cat!!!!!
Gemini: *tries to fight everyone*
Cancer: *thinks about the past and starts crying*
Leo: *does so much drunk karaoke and ends up hooking up with someone they hate*
Virgo: i think i just pissed my pants...
Libra: listen, Picasso? not that great
Scorpio: who wants to fuck???
Sagittarius: *laughs at EVERYTHING*
Capricorn: *passionately lip syncs to Beyonce*
Aquarius: *believes they can fly*
Pisces: there's no way we are alone in this world...
