Aries: *starts packing*
Taurus: says "no. lmao bye"
Gemini: asks if they like ice cream
Cancer: runs for dear life
Leo: "you're not real, dude. are you?"
Virgo: calls 911
Libra: turns white and faints
Scorpio: falls in love
Sagittarius: just laughs
Capricorn: glares from a far
Aquarius: smiles and winks
Pisces: asks why they're here
