Aries: "FIGHT ME, HELEN"
Taurus: gluten free fucking everything
Gemini: is Helen
Leo: PTA mom
Cancer: "can i speak to the manager?'
Virgo: has a"live, laugh, love" sign in their kitchen
Libra: volunteers to make brownies at PTA meetings
Scorpio: *whispers behind ear* "you've got to read 50 shades of grey"
Sagittarius: the facebook mom
Capricorn: also Helen
Aquarius: probably on their third or second husband
Pisces: stick figure family car stickers
