random jokes

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1) old people coming for me like "you're too young to be tired" well okay Carol, you're too old to still be alive yet here we are

2) i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week

3) bruh i replied to your text fast because my phone was literally in my hand..not because i'm obsessed with you, get over yourself 

4)things that make me cry: math, people, actually everything i dont know why i started making a list

5) single bells, single belles, single all the way, oh what fun it is to ride nothing because i'm single , and no one wants to love me 

6) on the second week of xmas my teachers gave to me

5 all nighters

4 hours of crying

3 mental breakdowns

2 thoughts of dropout 

and a month of anxiety 


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