I do not appreciate any of your orb humor @bubblzblue
Am I funny?
I mean, I didn't think so, but I've apparently killed/almost killed three people by writing this stuff.
So I guess I'm... uhh...funny?
Anyways, orbs. The stuff of our wattpad nightmares. They come in many different colors (brown, hazel, green, brown, and gray) and in many different shapes; mono-lid, upturned, almond, round, hooded, and down-turned.
But what exactly are these... orb things? Are they celestial bodies or part of fantasy stories? Or are they just those weird blurry things in photos that some people believe are souls or angels?
The thing is,
orbs are none of those things.
They're eyes.
Yes, eyes.
You know those things you see with?
Yeah, those things.
ORBS are EYES.
Or at least a very annoying name for what could simply be called 'eyes'.
But no, a lot of wattpad authors are like "no way, I am not using eyes, I'm using orbs."
Of course, you can still use orbs if you want to.
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