A N S W E R T O Y E S T E R - W E LL, T H R E E D A Y S A G O S Q U E S T I O N:
I forgot.
So there's no winner.
Anyways, I've realized that there are a lot of types of Wattpadians I have missed- so let's get right to it.
T H E I N T E R V I E W E R
Those who interview their characters.
I don't care about what kind of music your character likes. I honestly don't, and if you wrote your character well enough, we should be able to figure out certain things without you stuffing the obvious in our faces. ~Thanks to @DistantEcho
T H E E V I L C U S S I N G W I T C H / W I Z A R D
Evil.
It means immoral & wicked.
Actually, this person cusses way too much. And I'm not talking about those people who might say the f word like once a day, I'm talking about those people who feel the need to replace regular words with cuss words.
Person A: Hello!
Person B: Hel-F***B****A******
Person A's thoughts: You know you could have just said hello, right?
T H E U R G H
OMG HAI!
IF YOU GUYS GET ME TO 600 VOTES AND 12000 READS BY TOMORROW, I'LL upload A NEW CHAPTER.
BAI *winky face* *winky face* *winky face*
And yes, I've seen high-ranked authors do this. ~Thanks to packable
T H E O T H E R U R G H S
*Reads their profile*
*mumbles to self*
Interesting...
'I won't read your book unless you read mine!'
'I won't follow you unless you follow me!'
'I won't even read your profile unless you read mine and comment on my wall!'
Kindly zip your mouth shut. I'm sure we will all appreciate it.
People will follow you if they want to, and you aren't obligated to follow them back.
People will not read your book unless they find it interesting or have to read it for a book club/ other thing.
PEOPLE WILL READ YOUR PROFILE & THEY DO NOT HAVE TO COMMENT ON YOUR WALL.
T H E O M G S H U T U P ( P L E A S E ) O R I W I L L K I L L Y O U S
"HAI PPL!! SO I WAS ADVERTISING MY BOOK ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AND BASICALLY EVERY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA SITE N I GOT NOTICED!!! SO WOULD YOU COME AND READ MY BOOK?"
*Looks at their book*
*1 read*
Gee... I wonder why.
Has anyone here been to a highschool with certain 'cliques'?
Well...I've been to 43657 different schools but I don't remember ever encountering these certain groups.
Anyways, according to Wattpad, there are a couple different types; they are as follows. (Keep in mind that these are cliques in Wattpad books).
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