What Not to Do With your Stories + Other Randomness

M Y A W F U L S T O R Y

Another beautiful masterpiece that only exists because... Umm... I'm not actually sure. :D

Trigger Warning: Anorexia, self harm, suicide

Keep in mind that I am not making fun/romanticizing these. I realize that these are real things and cannot be romanticized. However, if you are uncomfortable with reading something that mentions any of the aforementioned, do not hesitate to skip this chapter entirely. I merely want to bring to light how some books portray certain illnesses/conditions. 

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"Hey all... My name is Anaconda but my nickname is Annie!" 

I'm a beautiful model who has the most amazing hair and orbs and everything EVEERRRR! So anyways, the FBI sent me to a random school in the middle of nowhere ot act as a nerd! Anyways, when they sent me there they had a bunch of amazingl hot boys! They even had blonde cheerleaders, black thugs, Asian nerds, and hot six-pack Italian dudes, and shy prudes! Basically every stereotypical person known to man existed there! Which is why it was called 'Stereotype Highschool' but then again, that has nothing to do with anything. Anyways, so this hawt boy named Ashton Harreh Malik Styles keeps on bumping into me and then getting mad at me! *cries* then he gave me the worst nickname in the world, SNOW! do I look like Elsa to you? Then again, I have the most beautiful platinum blonde hair ever and I wear purple eye shadow and snowflakes in my hair!

Anyways, Ashton is sooooooo annoying! But he is sooooo HAWWWWT, HE HAS A CURLY MOP On TOP OF HIS HEAD THAT MAKES ME WANT TO FLIP HIM OVER AND USE HIS HEAD AS AN ACTUAL MOP AND THE PRETTIEST GREEN ORBS EVER! Ashton and I keep on fighting, and I didn't even do anything to him! And then today during lunch he asked me if I wanted to go bungee jumping. Seriously? Does he think I'm brave like Tris from divergent?! anyways, during lunch we got into his amazing Lamborghini thingy and drove to his mansion first.

"gosh Ashton, your house is soooo amazing!" 

And it was, there were gold etchings everywhere and then he asked me if I wanted to meet his siblings and parents. He lead me to the livingroom and introduced me to his siblings that somehow magically appeared from nowhere and should probably be in school! 

"So that's America-" he points to a beautiful blonde who is smeared in lipstick. 

"That's Ariana Grande-" he points to a short little girl with brown hair and cat ears... Aww she is soooo cute!

"That's Angelina Jolie-" hold up? THE Angelina jolie is your sister?

"Nah" he laughs, "she's the fake Angelina Jolie!"

"That is Harry Lucas Bieber Justin-" he points to a hot dude that looks EXACTLY like him, "MY TWIN!" 

But then Harry starts having seizures and Ashton tells me that he is mentally unstable and escaped an insane asylum yesterday-

"But what can we do? We can't be mean to my twin brother!" 

And then he points to a beautiful woman with wrinkles- "and that's ma momma!" 

And then his mom comes and hugs me and asks me if I'm Ashton's girlfriend. 

I blush and he smirks And then a little kid with blonde hair comes in and interrupts our moment. Oh, I almost forgot, that's little Bobby Joel he says. Then Ashton leads me into the basement and there is a whole cinema in there! Oh my god! Then we make buttery popcorn and take turns seeing if we can get it into each other's mouths! Then he starts rolling his sleeves up and I see that there are a bunch of scars there...

But Ashton, I cry, why did you do this? And then I roll up my own sleeve and there are a million cuts their because my parents are abusive and I'm a lonely person. Ashton and I cuddle and he kisses my scars and I kiss his scars and they magically disappear. Then I say I have to go back to school but then I realize that it's been thirty years and his Cnema is actually a thingy to time travel thingy. I look around in wonder, it's 2045! And I'm 40 years old but I don't really look 40 be us the time travel thingy only makes everybody whose not there older.