The Asian person named Zen or Ching Chong Lin Lee.
Shut up.
Not every Asian person is named 'Zen' and I'm pretty sure 'Ching Chong Lin Lee' isn't even a name.
And I absolutely hate it when everyone assumes the Asian person is East Asian... like, you do know that Yemen is a part of Asia? Iraq? Iran? Afghanistan? Indonesia? India? RIGHT?
The black person named LeShawn or LaTracy.
Umm... how about Annie? Thomas? Ricardo? I don't know >->
The Hispanic person named Maria or Carlos.
Oh, and this person is either the incredibly hot guy (the Hispanic girl is never a love interest) or a maid.
Are you serious?
b****, a**h*!e, f***
What is the point of censoring if everybody knows what you mean. It just makes your work look like it has 123455677 typos or is really poorly written. Even better, just don't use those words in the first place.
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Don't even get me started about horrible parents, especially those who go on trips and leave their 'innocent' little girl at some bad boy who she's never met's house.
First of all, what in the world are you thinking leaving your child alone with some family you haven't seen in 10 years?
Second of all, there's bound to be a trusted relative or friend around that you can leave your child with and sometimes the MC is 23 and could probably stay home alone too.
Third, you could have just bought her a ticket too. These stories usually take place in the summer and if they don't, the girl ditches school.
Fourth, this makes absolutely no sense.
And then...
she's forced to sleep in the room next to his and share a bathroom with him and stuff... and half the time she leaves the door open and he sees her in pajamas or her underwear or something equally disturbing which starts the romance.
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MUSLIM ROMANCES.
Half of them follow the same exact plot line.
Shy, incredibly 'Islamic' girl gets an arranged marriage to an ignorant 'un-Islamic' guy.
Okay, so this girl is basically walking down the street with her ear buds plugged in when her hijab flies off into the wind and all you can see is her golden/black/brown/auburn curls and then she starts blushing and some guy sees her hair.
Fifty chapters later they have their arranged/whatever marriage.
Umm yes.
Totally Islamic.
First of all, what is is with that hijab? I wear the hijab (and trust me, I was not forced to do so by a male relative) and I make sure to secure it with 50000000000 pins (that is an exaggeration, but I still secure it).
Second: girl, you're stupid. why are you not running to get the hijab? stop blushing and do something.
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Thingamajig scenes that come out of nowhere.
Girl: HEY BOY! WE JUST MET BUT LETS DO THE THINGAMAJIG BECAUSE WHY NOT?
Boy: THAT IS THE GREATEST IDEA EVER!
It's the first chapter, what is this?
MAKE SURE YOUR THINGAMAJIG SCENES HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL PLOT AND ISN'T JUST THERE TO GET MORE READS.
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20 year old billionaires.
I wonder how that happened...
'still in high school' billionaires.
Whoa whoa whoa, hold up.
Not happening, nope.
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S*X SLAVES.
AGAIN WITH THE WATTPAD GUIDELINES.
AND IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS:
Hellurz, my names Jordonoa, & YAS! I am Jordania Von Swinkle Blossom Amaya Connaway Lilac Bloom Ostrich Gardenia Maria Rose Steak Blossom Lin Miyu Bread III's cuzin. But I AM MOR BOOTYFUL Then her. Anywayz, I have bootyful golden hair and emerld orbies and Im so skinny and I lurve people. But my fam is so puur and Idk where my dddy is.
my mom coms in and she burst in2 trs and says she sld me to Ms. Styylersurves.
and I sayz wut?
and she sayz we needs the mney.
but wht if mr. styllersurves is ugly?
Why, I see his and he has gray hair but thn he tells me my master is his on, HARREH STYLURVES.
and harreh is so cute and not werd and creepy at all.
hiz hair is so purty I wanna tuch it, and now Im nt mad at mm anymore.
;-;
*dies*
BYE
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