What Not to Do With your Stories + Other Randomness

W A T T P A D I A N S T H A T G E T O N M Y N E R V E S

*MOST OF YOU ARE PRETTY COOL*

T H E  G R A M M A R  N A Z I S

Now, lets be honest here, we all know someone like this.

Who exactly are the grammar nazis? They're people who correct the language usage of others by habit. However, these people tend not to be mean in the comment section of books.

T H E  M E A N  G R A M M A R  N A Z I S

We all might also know somebody like this. You never asked for a critique or anything yet this person still comes up and corrects everything that's wrong with your story (grammar & punctuation wise). These people are just plain mean and say things like: "Ugh, your story is so stupid, you didn't spell 'amazing' correctly". Oh, and let's clear up something, these people usually criticize, not correct.

T H E  H A T E R S

Haters are everywhere, on every street corner of every town of every state/territory/city/etc of every country.

Unfortunately, they're also on Wattpad.

These are those types of people who come and ruin a chapter. For example, "Ugh, I spent three yrs of my life reading your freaking chapter, it was so boring." Yeah, thank you, dear person.

T H E  I M P A T I E N T  O N E S

Those people.

Yes, those people. You know exactly who I'm talking about.

Those people who are impatient and comment on your story with things like:

"UPDATE!"

"LET'S GET A DANCE SCENE IN HERE!"

"COME ON! THEY NEED TO KISS ALREADY!"

1) You aren't the boss. Plus, do you know how hard it is to write under pressure? Because I ain't gonna write just because you demanded it. Oh, and you're freaking annoying.

2) SHUT UP. THEY'LL KISS SOON- LIKE LATER.

T H E  M A D  O N E S

Yep, you know who I'm talking about. The ones who go on a rage about your book because you threw in some weird plot twist- like Harry Styles being the murderer (Note to the author of that book: I hate you). And these kinds of people (usually me if there is any mention of 1D) will go and rant about how horrible (even if it isn't) your book is.

T H E  G H O S T I E S

Ghost readers are readers who don't vote or comment. Hello, please introduce yourself or something because I might want to take a look at one of your works. :D

Let's just say that there are bazillions of these out there, and they are slightly (very) infuriating.

T H E  F A N G I R L S / F A N P E O P L E

No, I'm not talking about the fans of your book. I'm talking about those fan girls/people that go absolutely crazy about a certain band or person. Basically, their reading lists look like:

Reading list #1: I LUV HARREH STYLES

*Harry Styles is my boyfriend

*Harry Styles adopted... me?

*Harreh Stiles killed... Liam whats-his-face

Reading list #2: I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT

*Taylor Swift broke Harreh's heart