Not Is, At All, What It Seems ( A Homestuck Fanfiction)

Wink Wonk

It's been pretty boring lately. Between classes and Dirk it wasn't like I have any free time, it was just that nothing interesting was happening. I have a plethora of homework to make up and Dirk always wanted to hang out. By no means is he clingy; Dirk just didn't want to lose me again. Like I have any intention of doing so. Although, at times it was pretty...irritating. I never asked for someone to be so shoved up my ass; Dirk just isn't like this. Something is going on.

I glared at my homework on the table. I could live another century without seeing homework, seriously. The patrons in the café around me are quiet yet talkative; the atmosphere made it able to work and socialize all at once. Dirk wrapped an arm around my waist and kissed my cheek softly. Speak of the devil. I turned away from my homework, "Do you know how boring non-stop homework is?" I huffed and pulled my hair up and away from my face into a ponytail. When most people get irritated, they scowl, fuss, tap their fingers on the table or something.  Me? I had a habit of scraping my hair into a ponytail; yeah it's pretty weird.

Dirk stared at me for a moment from behind his shades before responding, "I can only imagine. How is that working out for you? I never actually see  you doing homework." I glared at him for a moment before giving a sarcastic laugh. "Are you serious? It's because whenever you come around, you always distract me," I sighed and set down my pencil. He went quiet and started to make a comment when I cut him off, giving him a smile, "But it's fine. I don't mind it." I leaned over and cupped his face, kissing him. Idiot...if I didn't want him to pester me, then I wouldn't let him. He kissed back briefly and winked at me, "Don't make me make you eat those words." I gasped and draped my hand over my forehead, "What ever would I do with myself?" I winked and erupted into a fit of giggles. Moments like this remind me why I love him so much.

He rolled his eyes (I'm assuming because well I clearly can't see behind his shades) and pulled me close to him. "You know, you are some kind of interesting right?" I rested my head against shoulder and whispered, "I know," "I love it," Dirk tilted my head up at him and kissed me softly. I pulled away and coughed into my arm, blushing. Oh god, we are in the middle of public. It was one thing to kiss me when we sat down but bruhhhhhh. I looked up and caught some forty year old woman staring at us over the rim of her glasses. She wasn't just like, observing; she was engrossed in our kiss. I turned bright red and buried my face in his neck, "Oh my god this is awkward,"

 I bit my lip to keep my smile from showing. "Should we go somewhere else?" Dirk asked, running a hand up and down my back. I nodded and sat back up to start packing all of it up. Somewhere that doesn't have forty year old ladies finding new material for her fanfiction.  I shuddered and shoved everything in my bag. The strap got caught around my wrist and I untangled my hand before sliding my bag over my shoulder. "Let's go, BEFORE I get even more weirded out."

Dirk took my hand and squeezed it. He led me out of the quiet café and stepped out onto the street. Snow had covered everything today; this was one of those rare 'snowstorms', as stormy as snow could get in Florida, every 1-2 years. I hadn't grown up here so snow was a more natural occurrence. For Dirk? This was...unusual. He exhaled, watching his breath with interest. "You're a dork, you know that right?" I giggled, fiddling with the scarf wrapped around my neck.

He turned around and shrugged, "I've been called so a time or two." I rolled my eyes and stepped closer to him. I slid my arms around his neck and pulled him close. He was wearing his usual cologne, the same cologne that we had long pesterlogs about before we ever actually met. Okay there were a lot of long, tired nights in our past, fifty percent of those nights included flirting at five a.m. "Do you believe it?" I whispered against his lips, taking in his features. God he is perfect. "Maybe."We stood there for a moment in the doorway before he kissed me deeply. I could taste the coffee on his lips - maybe I should get that next time. I pulled him close to me as someone bumped into my shoulder, bringing me back to the real world.