Ciel: Sebastian, burn that house to the ground.
Sebastian: Ok young master.
Ciel: Sebastian, kill that man.
Sebastian: Ok my lord.
Ciel: Sebastian, go steal some records.
Sebastian: Ok young master.
Ciel: Sebastian, I want chocolate.
Sebastian: OMG NO LISTEN HERE YOUNG MASTER NO YOU ARE NOT EATING ANYTHING BEFORE DINNER GOT IT YOU WILL SPOIL YOUR APPETITE AND YOU WILL GET A STOMACH ACHE SO NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANY CHOCOLATE DESSERT COMES AFTER THE MAIN MEAL NO NO NO THE ANSWER IS NO
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
