Sebastian: Young master, you are my Phantomwaifu.
Ciel: ...
Sebastian: You like it? :D
Ciel: ...
Sebastian: :D
Ciel: Did you come up with that by yourself?
Sebastian: Yes, my lord!
Ciel: I understand why God kicked you out of Heaven.
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...