Ciel: *screams* Sebastian, baeee where are you?
Sebastian: *to himself* Bae?
Sebastian: My lord, you realize I am standing right next to you, don't you?
Ciel: Oh babe I am sorry I just missed and needed to see you.
Sebastian: But I never left the ro... Wait, you what? Missed me?
Ciel: *comes closer holds Sebastian* Yeees, you know how much I love you. *nuzzil his face on Sebastian's suit*
Sebastian: Master?
Ciel: Yes baby *sexy stare*
Sebastian: You've been buying drugs from Lau again didn't you?
Ciel: Dunno what you're talking about. *giggles*
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
